saschka7 Member

I'm still trying to figure where the "arts and crafts half jokes" are. What does that even MEAN?

1. I have personally been laid flat by listeria poisoning from bad salad greens. Not e coli and salmonella, but food poisoning just the same. I didn't even know it was possible to get food poisoning from vegetables. I know better now.:noway: 2. I THOUGHT I recognized the OP's style of pasting an inflammatory "article" in…

That was my answer too! :drinker:

Awww! In for silly cute kitty gifs....

Well you posted this on January 14th 2013 and today is September 11th...so I guess it's still around. :laugh:

I almost always drink mine black, although occasionally I do enjoy it flavored & sweetened. Honestly though, you may want to look into changing the roast or blend of coffee that you drink. I know loads of people prefer Columbian but I think Columbian roast coffee tastes like burnt, ground up peanut shells and I don't think…

Fascinating. [said in Professor Snape's voice] Clear and concise? The first sentence alone has 40 words (39 if you count the compound noun as 1 word) and also a Latin expression, the meaning of which most people would not be entirely certain of as it is used in this particularly long-winded and scholarly sentence. I am a…

I seriously just teared up reading that and seeing your pics. Awesome just doesn't seem a strong enough word to use to congratulate you! :drinker:

Hooray for OS/NS! This thread SERIOUSLY just made my day. I'm being true-blue honest. The Calendar Reform is one of my favorite historical topics! [I also get excited about the Defenestration of Prague. Obviously, I am a serious geek.]

You look great! :drinker: (and I love your tights and shoes in the first pic!)

I have a fantastic sense of humor and this it the first time in my life I have been accused of not having one. My apologies to all of you in the cool clique who apparently were well aware from the start that this thread is apparently a secret inside joke amongst y'all. I was not aware of this since there are so many…

I do not think that word means what you think it means. To ignore someone is to not pay any attention to their existence: posting a thread stating one's intention of ignoring and thereby drawing attention to the fact is....well it's not "ignoring" neither is it "intelligent".

Is there supposed to be a gigantic picture or a gif or SOMETHING in all that white space? I feel like I am looking at a picture of two snowmen eating marshmallows in a blizzard.

[This is probably the harshest thing I've ever posted on the boards. Take it as tough love, not as me just being a hateful person.] If people actually READ the ad, they would see that the last line says "Ranger is only playing dead. Visitpearlizumi.com/dogcpr to make sure your best friend remains your most loyal running…

Yeah, if they can't even check their facts first to state correctly that Bangor University is in Wales not England, it rather skews their credibility. [btw...I'm an American and even I know that Bangor is in Wales, not England.]

I'm not saying that it doesn't work (I am neither a nutritionist, scientist or doctor, after all) but I AM likely to be suspect of anything Dr. Oz pushes. He just doesn't seem to be that trustworthy to me.

Awwwww! Thanks for the memories! Personally, I loved being in Brownies, even though I was disappointed that we didn't get to go camping like the cub scouts did (but I did go as an older girl scout).

Just like what several other people mentioned, It's filling, low in calories, high in fiber, and easy to make. Personally, I hated oatmeal for most of my life and always preferred Cream of Wheat as far as hot breakfast cereals went. Then I realized that it was just my mom's method (she always put butter in it) I didn't…

For those people who seldom change their sheets...Have you ever noticed what looks like dust motes floating in the sunlight when you whip the sheets off the bed ? That's just not dust, that's tiny flakes of skin as well. Add sweat and body oil to that and that is one nasty, gross mess. :noway:

Now I am going to feel REALLY bad if MGIII is on MFP and reads this...:ohwell:

Oh, FFS.....that chick looks old enough to be his mother! And what's with spelling "starring" in the end credits as "staring". And I lost count of how many planted pics of Marvin Gaye in the background there were.... Oh lord, what fools these mortals be....:laugh:

I didn't even get that far into it, the yellow obnoxious shirt was such a turn off.:laugh: I'll have to watch it now...but only after I eat: I don't think I could stand it on an empty stomach.

What the HELL is up with that yellow shirt? Good lord! I couldn't get past it....:laugh:

Did I just get rickrolled? I do believe I did! :laugh:

I like Oreos but I always thought the double stuff ones were gross, even as a kid. The cream filling is greasy, ffs! Who wants that in a cookie? For me an ideal cookie would be: --the cookie part of an Oreo --raspberry/apricot/plum jam in between --drizzled with that type of icing that's on hot cross buns...that stuff is…

I haven't turned my tv on in years...ever since the digital revolution took all my local channels away. :grumble: Even with the converter box, I still only get 2 kids channels, 2 religious channels and one Spanish channel and I can't afford cable. Good thing I love to read! Still, I sympathize with anyone suffering a lack…

[US sizes]....a pair of jeans that the label says is a size 2 which fit EXACTLY the same as a size 11 pair I have....so one of them is obviously labeled wrong.:laugh: Someone did point out to me that maybe the 11 is really Roman numerals II but I don't think so: the idea of me fitting into an honest pair of size 2 jeans in…

Guinness with glazed doughnuts. It's the bomb. Unfortunately it puts me to sleep almost immediately with all that overload of goodness. (Heck, a plate of pancakes and syrup will even put me to sleep.):laugh:

I like them myself but I can totally understand how some people complain about them being rubbery. I've unfortunately had that experience as well.

That one Waltons episode (I think it was called "Day of Infamy") about the bombing of Pearl Harbor. Mary Ellen stays home from church to pack because she's a nurse and she's leaving in a huge hurry to meet her husband who is stationed in Hawaii. She's listening to the radio and the announcer breaks in with news about the…