martymays Member

Thank you!

I wish you the best of luck finding the right meds. I've been to the ER several times also with anxiety/panic attacks, and each time I had myself convinced that I was dying. Its been about 3 years since my last ER visit though. I thought I was going to have to go today. Apparently with the way I've been eating the past few…

The Totino's Pizza Roll commercial where the dumb kid is on the phone with his mom b*tching cause he's hungry and can't find anything to eat. He can't see the pizza rolls which are right in plain sight. So she tells him "front, left, Totino's". Then he leaves his phone in the freezer. This idiot kid should be hungry if he…

My worst fear is of flying. I will do it occasionally, but I am under severe stress he entire time. I have other things that I am afraid of, but not to the extent of flying. Clowns, snakes, carnival rides, public speaking (or anything that puts me at the center of attention).

When one little panda sticks his winkie in another little panda's ear... that's sexual harassment. That makes me a saaaad panda.

Are we related?

This drives me nuts from ANYONE of ANY age!

Mr. Roper from Threes Company

Xanax

I need to give a pint everyday!

I basically have no chin, so I wear a goatee to give the illusion of a chin, lol. I also got a big round honkin nose.

I'm Parker Lewis, and Parker Lewis Can't Lose.

Sill winning!

<<< Winning

From what I've read, the mother seems like she likes to flaunt her authority. Maybe I'm wrong. But as much as it sucks, she is the mom so she makes the rules.

I'm not in a mid-life crisis. I did that about 10 years ago. I jokingly tell my wife, however, that she is going through a mid-life crisis. She just went out and bought a Mustang after being in a Taurus for the past 10 years. Now she's losing weight. Maybe on a manhunt?

To quote another poster: "Just break up."

I loved this one! "Mother may I?", "Yes you may."

The Lazy Song

There's no real "reason" people do it. Only excuses. I did it. I had it justified in my mind. I had some really good excuses. But that's all they were was excuses. There is no justification for it. It also ruined my marriage. But in the end, you can't run from your own conscience.

I accept just about any friend request, but I send out very few. I don't want to come across as a creeper. I'm 43, fat, bald, etc. So I figure that I fit the profile, lol.

If I wasn't such an *kitten*, I'd be a pretty decent fella.

initiation into the club of

"Don't be so damned shy! Go make some friends!"

ZZ Top - "Legs"

25% - 35%

Matchbox 20 - I'm Not Crazy I'm not crazy I'm just a little unwell I know right now you can't tell. But stay awhile and maybe then You'll see A different side of me. I'm not crazy I'm just a little impaired I know right now you don't care But soon enough you're gonna think of me And how I used to be.

I like turtles

trimming the hair from their

Pancakes Pancakes or waffles?