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These. Plus: Samwich or sammy instead of sandwich. It is what it is. Moist (that seems to be a common one!) Sherbert. It's sher-BET, not BERT. Yummers. When someone says "physical", when they really mean "fiscal". I'm an accountant, so this one bugs the *kitten* out of me. When I say something, and someone's response is…

What? This isn't a magic website? I thought if I just logged in everyday that I would lose weight! That's it. I'm done. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm gone. I want someone to respond with "DON'T GO!". /sarcasm

Now I'm going to have that little ditty at the end stuck in my head!

This is the best thread EVER!

15. Divisive Topics Are Better Suited For Groups, Not the Main Forums Divisive topics, particularly those that seek input from or are relevant only to a select group of users, are better placed within an appropriate Group rather than the Main Forums. For example, topics relevant to only one religion should not be placed on…

Hey, I've seen it happen. Well, maybe not smile...but I was on a treadmill once, and there was a guy across from me riding the recumbent bike. With loose shorts on. Commando. How can you NOT stare.

OMG, I almost cried at work! That is awesome! Happy 500th day!

“I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.” ― Carl Sagan

Thank you for reminding us of that. I'm proud every time I end the day with a completed food diary (even if I've gone over, I'm just glad I logged it). That's a huge step for me.

I love this answer <3 I have mine open to friends only. At this point, I only have 3 friends, and 2 of them are my friends in real life.

That is awesome! Great job!

I log everything except herbs/spices and the mustard I put on my sandwich. Also, every once in a while I will chew sugar-free gum. I don't log that either.

I'm new, but it only took me 2 weeks to realize that I don't want an MFP friend if they never use their food diary. I'm not talking missing a day here or there. . . I'm talking about not having anything entered for months. This isn't Facebook for me.

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I'm not an old fart....a ripe fart maybe. And I like fart jokes. I'm an accountant, so that already qualifies me as a nerd. I'm also a big Doctor Who fan, but I only started watching with the ninth doctor though.

What's wrong with you? You're human. The best thing you can do is just keep trying. I've gained and lost so much weight in my lifetime, it's ridiculous. But if I don't keep trying, I'll never lose it.

Oh yeah, it does..... *goes back to sleep*

Actually, I have a vagina - but I can't eat it.

Asexual. They all suck. Actually, hetero. 99% of my friends are LGBTQ though.

I love Betty Bowers. I follow on FB. I like it because even though it's satire, there's usually a tiny grain of truth in there somewhere.

My cat is pretty lean though. I'm imagining he has less fat % than a raccoon.

Can't find nutritional info for cat in food database....

I had the same sort of situation last night. I had a chicken patty for dinner. I had eaten *maybe* half of it and walked away because I got a phone call. When I went back, my cat had gotten it, dragged it onto the floor and was chewing on it. Now, I have no idea how much I ate, and how much the cat ate. I was thinking…

FINALLY! Someone else admitted it!

Ok....who here will admit that they like the smell of their own farts? Other people's farts are disgusting though.

I am sooooooooooo glad I'm not the only person that likes skunk smell. I also love the smell of Sharpies. And Scotch tape. I used to live about 10 miles from an ethanol plant. Man, I loved that smell. People used to complain about it all the time. I loved it when the wind was blowing it right my way.…

As others have mentioned, I would suggest going to a sleep medicine doctor and have a sleep study done. If you have sleep apnea, you need to have it treated (by using a cpap machine). Sleep apnea is dangerous and has a lot of long-term health consequences. I speak from experience. I was diagnosed years ago. I was tired all…