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Do you think you could make me fall for you?
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But wouldn't I still be able to hear him whimper? Maybe I'm to excited from the blindfold to notice?
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Haven't you ever heard of Stockholm syndrome?
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Wouldn't I see him down here?
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What if I rode a bike everywhere I went?
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Am I only good enough for a few days? Am I disposable? :disappointed: If I wore a mirror on my head so I could watch you watch me would I technically be stalking you stalking me?
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Would one of your peeps frame you? If I told you I was posting from your basement right now would that freak you out?
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What, kind of injuries are we talking here? Should I get better insurance?
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Why would you think ropes are necessary? Is it possible to stalk you stalkers? Would that even be possible?
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Is your lost friend possibly actually tied up in your basement?
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Who wouldn't think feet were useful? Would you be shocked to find out I went to creep on your profile in search of your left foot before realizing that it was movie? Wouldn't Bigfoot have hairy feet?
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Who are your peeps? Can I be a peep too? Wait, are these peeps marshmallow?
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Are you trying to take the excitement out of the stalking? Would it be possible if you filled out the contract with whatever details you wanted and I just sign it? How weird would it look to have womens feet on men's legs?
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Would you believe I know a woman with 6 toes on each foot? Would this webbed footed woman be one hell of a swimmer? If possible could the feet not be hairy? Should size ever matter? Isn't how you use the feet more important than the size of them?
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Would you prefer I put the peanut butter somewhere else then? :blush:
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Why would you expect me to do your leg work? Shouldn't you take a little more pride in your stalking?
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How surprised would you be if I told you it was only women's feet I admire?
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Why wouldn't everyone do that? Haven't you ever had your head licked? Would it be ok if I licked your head?
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If I decided my name shouldn't be Josh and chose Scott would that be ok?
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Would this wife have pretty feet? Would this wife love to have foot massages?
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Should I change my name to "just josh"?
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How do you know I'm not a bad person who stole that dog and I have to smear peanut butter in my hair to get him to show me affection?
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Would it really be a coincidence or maybe fate?
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Would you believe my name is in fact... Not Josh?
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How do you know I'm not better than him?
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I'm not already on the list?
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Would it be weird if I liked being stalked?
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Would it matter if I was happy or freaked out? Would you be excited if I was happy or disappointed if I was freaked out?
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Do you know how sorry I am you ladies lost your long lost friend? :neutral:
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Outside working, enjoying one of the last few good days here in Ohio!