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Add "in" before the word love, and it suddenly takes on the meaning of a romantic love and makes any other use of "in love" friggin creepy. The use of "in" before the word love is also a way for people to break up and soften the blow. "Oh...I'll alwasy love you, but i'm no longer in love with you." A better way to say that…
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Just because this should keep going.... "Now you know I order the premium package, right?" "Yes Ma'am. You can get anything you miss, On Demand"
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The only problem with the ending of GoT is that True Blood and Dexter are going to be running at the same time this year for most of their seasons and I LOVE them both Thank you :heart: Charter On-Demand:heart: ...I dont' really ever have to miss an episode. :flowerforyou:
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Waffles for Breakfast, Cream-Pie for Dessert! This, is how all days should begin and end.
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Sorry, at this time "In Person" appointments are booked until the end of the year. I do have some cyber openings remaining however.
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I agree. Although, if I had been assigned a crush at the beginning, I might not have the MFP crushes I have now, and that would make me sad.
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Perv Profiles. Yeah, I admit it.
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I'm sorry, I must now leave this thread. I cannot look at this picture without thinking naughty thoughts.
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"This Choclate Milk tastes funny." "That's because it's Kenny Fat @$$"
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Yep, I just stole your gif.
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In the Database : Spunk - 1 'shot' 5 calories.
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Did you hear, MFP has a new sponsor! Cannibal's Cuisine™, "How may we serve you?"
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And this is exactly where the issue lies with the big outcry about bullying. The one who swings, gets the worst punishment even if they were bullied into snapping in anger and frustration. If you teach a bully that punching gets him in trouble, then he/she will trip their victim. When that become punishable, then the bully…
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Suspended for 3 days from school. In High-School, I saw a couple guys in a shoving match and Boy-A knocked the hat off of Boy-B. Well, when Boy-B leaned over to pick up his hat, Boy-A shoved him into a wall and caused him to smack his head against the concrete wall. I stepped between them while a couple other observers…
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Bravo! Nice recovery, LOL
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She asked for pics of the wives, not of the OP. Seriously OP, you deserved that one for starting this thread.
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Oh Spider man...what did you do? Is that Mary Janes' Pie?
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DO NOT GOOGLE AT WORK, DO NOT GOOGLE AT WORK! (yes I know the "other" meaning, but I though I would get images of actual pies....my work place is supposed to have a firewall up for that kinda stuff)
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I can honestly say I've never eaten at one of these places.
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I'm always ready for new friends :smile: Be warned though, I'm sarcastic, crude, but funny (most of the time)
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C'mon....c'mon 5 more...PUSH!
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Had sex with a lady that told me she couldn't attain orgasm unless I inflicted pain on her. Oh, wait... Craziest THING I've ever done. Cliff diving.
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Well, see there, you're focusing on the wrong thing. If you're about to get some and you're thinking of what body parts might jiggle a bit then you need to reevaluate your priorities :wink: :laugh: *edited to save myself a visit from the grammar police
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Well, hello. I dont' believe we've met :bigsmile: Oh, and though I've only done it once, makin' love in the rain was awesome.
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DPS. Usually multi-classed as a Sorcerer / Monk. Yes, I'm serious. Those people are my friends!
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Regenerate like Wolverine. The healing would be great, and I would love to live for a few generations at least so I can experience the future.
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YEAH! WHOO! Get him... use the claws...use the Claws..... USE THE CLAWS!
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.......after one of their concerts. :sick:
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both?