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And we have a WINNER!!! ROTFLMAO

I hate when people are all up in my personal space... When I'm in line at the grocery store it always seems someone wants to try to crawl into my back pocket... So I've solved the problem.... I quietly take the divider bar, that you place on the conveyor belt behind your groceries and the next person's, and I lay it on the…

Keep posting, you'll have plenty of people crushing on you soon enough... :)

I have the number for my bail bond guy tattooedon my rear for safe keeping....

Not if the judge sees it otherwise!!! :D

Silly you... You thought you could match me drink for drink! B)

Lord I hope they didn't get any of that on their dash cam.....

This is starting to get good!!

Fine, but I'll need your chicken cutlets....

You think the llamas will rat us out?

If you have a handcuff fetish, wouldn't it just be easier to buy a pair of your own????

Not handcuffed... lol

Good thing they didn't find the peanut butter, the spatula, and the live chicken....

Honestly, I took the OP's "rules" as slightly tongue in cheek. As a Gym Noob, I was NOT in ANY way offended. I have MUCH thicker skin than that! People need to stop expecting the entire world to sugar coat every word that crosses their delicate little ears. Say what you mean and mean what you say, and if you don't like…

Good to know!!!! I just joined a gym and I'm still learning the ropes. Don't want to tick anyone off who can kick my tail! Oh and I might have a b**chy resting face, but I'm really pretty sweet... honest! So if I don't have sunshine and ponies blowing out of every orifice while I'm working out, please don't think I'm a…

God bless you. Add 20 to that number.

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Villian! Megamind!!

I see nothing wrong with pagents as long as it doesn't get out of hand and people don't become obsessive about them. I think you're good to go on that because by making the clothes your daughter wears, you're saving a ton of money vs the folks who just go buy them and spend hundreds if not thousands of dollars. Enjoy it,…

I just serve my pasta sauce over chunks of grilled zucchini. Still tastes great, and you aren't trying to "trick" anyone.

The shirt is purple... The phone case is pink. It was either the pink case or a hideous lime green...

Buys way too many comic books... :)

My corset arrived yesterday. I tried it on and it fit pretty well considering it has not been seasoned or broke in yet. Wore it all day today at my retail job and only had to adjust it a few times. Overall, my first day of corsetting was a success i think. Will wear it again tomorrow while shopping and puttering around…

Yes French horn, E Flat Trumpet and Coronet Have you ever been in a marching band?

Um no that would be a totally different song...

No I'M Batman

Sure but only if you bring the bacon.

I took it as a compliment... Thank you. ;)

Nice to know...

Hey there Lawd! :)