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Everybody's motive for working out is to impress the opposite sex or in some cases the same sex. Nobody works out because its fun. And if your not a professional atthlete it's not a job requirement. When im in shape I get laid, when im NOT in shape I dont < I think there's a pattern here.

Ive been an off and on smoker for 23 years...thats right 23 YEARS !!! I have never felt better or gotten myself in better shape than when I put the butts down. Its a will power thing 100%. I havent had a ciggarette since Sept 5th and my endurance, stamina and overall energy levels have gone through the roof since. You got…

Thats some funny sheeeyat !

I remember when I used to give a **** about people on a social website's opinions.

Back 9 of the 30 something club here.....BURRRRRP !!!

@lachesissss >> dream I look forward to having.

Geeeee I dont know...

Believe it or not depending on the intensity of the workout weight training burns more calories than cardio. I generally hit the weights 45 mins to an hour heavy 6 exercises 8-10 reps per set and the research I have gathered over the years tells me this equates to approx. 600-750 calories burned per session.

Ummmmm fiance ? Dont ask, dont tell...ha ha....I'm in !

Eh, maybe once upon a time there was a "whole" family. But thank you.

@ JerseyPooki >>>> Fiesty ...Grrrrr !

I like NEW Friends....I'm IN !!

Jessica Biel Jennifer Lopez Eva Mendes Scarlett Johannsen Christina Aguilera preferably ALL at the same time.

@ leakramirez....ANY ONE OF THEM...I love LATINO WOMEN !!!

I am both guilty of this and have had it happen to me...its a social website this should be expected.

HOLY HARDBODY ...@ lgsdesigner Your profile pic definately shows off all the hard work your putting in....GREAT JOB !!!

Your gonna laugh ...I have a female Chorkie named Bella, she weighs 3.2 lbs and I walk her with a pink leash. It was the ex's dog > she moves out and I get the dog, I think she thought it would be the biggest inconvenience she could throw at me. But now I love her little furry face just like she was my own daughter. The ex…

There is NO quitting in this guy here...!!

Please direct me to the luscious tata's that seem to have your undies riding up your pissflippers the wrong way, I.will be happy.to befriend them.

I have this " thing" for Latin women...or it just might be my big butt fetish kicking in as every Latino woman I have ever met has a luscious heiny. I guess I also dig their fiestiness especially when they get mad and cuss you out in their native tongue. Call me a weirdo but I love pissing off big butted Latin women, ha ha

The fact she is a Football Fan is just a big turn-on !! Whooooot....Whoooot..!!

Must be sex with a squirrel ??

Gawd your MEAN...My name is lame, nice to meet you.

Definately Jessica Rabbit...I mean COME ON >> LOOK AT HER !!

$330,000 home back in Massachusetts...I guess that was more family orientated, maybe $36,000 for my truck.

Believe it or not >> COCONUT OIL !! Go to a grocery store, pick up some Luana Coconut Oil and just dab a bit under your eyes before bedtime.

Sloths taste great on the grill.....BURP !

Im gonna have to pass bro sorry. ha ha

Three possible reasons: 1) Out of pure respect 2) They were raised that way 3) Its a great way to gawk at your heiny and not look like a total creep.

Gotta be the fact that she is already in bed.