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Oh man, I'd love to be a not-plus-size someday! I went from plus size kids to plus size adults. I'm starting at a size 30 right now. I've spent a lot of my time at a 24/26, but when I don't pay attention to what I'm eating, my weight skyrockets.

Personally, I would say to do the whole 'spritz in the air and walk through the cloud' thing. Just once.

Man, I was hoping this was a thread requesting bewb shots. *sigh* Does that make me a pervert? :wink:

I have to go to the Bariatric Surgeon's office to go weigh myself. I meant to go on Friday, but I ended up nowhere near there. Now I have to wait until Tuesday to find out how much I really weigh...

Hey Josh. I think it's spectacular that you're starting on this journey. It's going to be hard, but the great things: Firstly, because you weigh a lot, you get a lot of calories to eat every day! Secondly, for the first while, you'll probably lose weight really quickly. I have about 300 lbs to lose to get to my end-goal,…

Oh man, Kraft Dinner (what it's called in Canada) is sooooooo goooooood. I could eat it in massive quantities. With ketchup.

Because I don't wanna die at 40? :-D Because I'm tired of my clothes being too tight? Because huffing and puffing is not so much fun? :-)

It's called good stuff?

Um... Makes it easier to identify those who are slowly becoming ducks? :-P

It's hardly slutty if it's your husband, silly!!

Wherefore do you hate the duckface?

I'll try to let him know that before I leave, heehee

Hullo there, midschool22

Actually, with the roofies, i might not even need to physically render you unconscious!

... roofies? :laugh:

I could come over and whack you over the head until you passed out...? :tongue:

Darn. Well, it was worth a try.

((((Hugs)))) Hey, we all need to cry sometime. Feel free to message me or whatever if you want to talk.

Do you feel sleepier now that you've admitted it?

The first step to healing is admitting you have a problem. :tongue:

You obviously don't know me very well. I'm the kind of person that ends up outside doing stuff way late, even when it's dark and I can't see what I'm doing, and I'm getting way too cold and I'm starting to get sick... Heh. What do you mean, am I crazy? I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about!

I have bright pink streaks in my hair, so I'm no help here. I'd be all for the blue.

I hope it helps! It would be nice if our brains had off switches.

As long as he won't get them both mohawks, eh? :-)

Have you thought of having some warm milk or something?

How many kids do you have? How old? :-)

I know that feel, bro. Will you at least get to sleep in?

Still not that abnormal for me. I'm a bit of a night owl. So, what's keeping your eyes from closing?

It's only 11:30pm here. I just call this a normal night :-P

Maybe something like a brain slug (futurama) or a cthulu or ood knit mask?