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Uh, I would ask, "Does that line really work for you?" What a freak!

Oops, posted in wrong forum... DietingMommy you can delete this thread! Thanks! :)

Oh wow, I did not know that, nmtGurl! Thank you!!!

One word: PROPAGANDA That is all. Carry on.....

Unilever foods: Klondike bars Wishbone (salad dressings) Promise Breyers Ben & Jerry's Bertolli (Olive Oil) I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Ragu

Interestingly I am gluten-sensitive and the majority of those brands and products they make - I can't eat hardly anything made by those brands..... they make me sick. For real.

I'm completely random when I juice. I just make enough for 24 hours, and it usually doesn't look green. It comes out a funky color but I really don't care, as I know it's super good for me! I typically have a little of the following each time I make it: Celery Carrots Cucumber Ginger Zucchini Tomato Red Cabbage Parsley…

I would never do juicing as a fast. I will say that I do juice EVERY day now, and love it. I'm not a lover of kale, but I do throw in a little of the following in each: Celery Carrots Cucumber Ginger Zucchini Tomato Red Cabbage Parsley Pineapple Apple Banana Blackberries Blueberries Strawberries Plain Almond Milk Ground…

Nope, he was too much of a cheapskate for something so extravagant!!! I think he bought it at 7-11. LOL :laugh:

Wow ... AWESOME job! You look amazing! Good for you!!!

You let them leave a message so they can remind you who the he** they are, therefore allowing you to save aforementioned number even though you lost the napkin/buddy wiped number off arm, etc... LOL!!! :)

They need the extra calories to burn stress from the lies they have to tell, have more sex......

I confess that earlier I told my former co-worker part of the reason I no longer work for that company anymore.... the sentence went something like this.... ".... oh, and let's not forget that the CEO bought me a toothbrush to keep at his place...." :laugh: (PS - I swear nothing happened with him.... he TRIED....…

LOL! Good one! Also, inviting mom would be an awesome thing to do. Aww. :) PS - If you change your mind on the "mom" gig..... HOW YOU DOIN'?????? :love:

Nice. Maybe I will actually log in to POF now....

Poor kid. All those dashing good looks ruined by the size of his ittie bittie hands and small feetsies.... awww. Poor kid.

I am going to have to read everything you posted again in the morning and respond. So much of what you posted I have experienced as well so your post has been enlightening to say the least.....

Me neither. It was the strangest thing I have ever heard a bride say on their wedding day.....

Gotcha beat. I was in kindergarten. No joke. Tony and I would eat lunch together, hold hands and kiss before he got on the bus to go home every day. We ended up going through elementary, junior high AND high school together... We're still friends and he even posted on my FB today as a matter of fact... Heh. :)

I was a bridesmaid for a friend once... that after her wedding and while at the reception... she pulled me aside in the venue's kitchen and was giggling. I thought she was going to tell me a funny joke or something - well, in retrospect, it was but anyway... She said, "Now that he has married me, I can get AS FAT AS I WANT…

I had a male friend - who was just a friend - who said that he liked me as a person because I didn't put up with any of his *kitten*. It was true. I called him out every single time.... and now, he married a woman that does the exact same thing....

Psycho.

As someone currently in a "stall" with the "recompositioning" phase I understand..... However, others have mentioned your diary that I have not looked at, and it doesn't sound good. Eating too few calories is not good. Not being honest in your diary is not good either (not accusing you of that, just pointing out a…

You have to rely on yourself. Do not rely on others. Want this, desire this.. healthy living and feeling better about yourself... for you. You have to be ready for this on your own and not let the alleged "failure" of your friends be your excuse. You are responsible for you. They are not. Make the promise to yourself that…

Honey, you need time to find YOU. Don't be taking things serious right now. You need to heal. You need to get past... well, your past. It will happen... just give it time. Make new friends. Friends you know will be without "benefits". Learn to trust again. Learn who YOU are again. You need time. The rest will fall into…

The bottom line caloric intake here is 1200 calories. Are you not even meeting that? If not, I implore you to seek help for an ED. (Eating disorder) Peace and I hope you able to find the help you need...

^^ THIS. ?????

Of you...... Ok. Then the answer is probably: What do her BOOBS look like right now? When are we going to have SEX? What FOOD is she making for dinner? I wonder if she's going to bring me a BEER? I wonder how long she's going to let me sit here and watch SPORTS??? Hope that helps. :flowerforyou:

Good post, castadiva. Honestly, I've been afraid to post since this "No Trolling" sticky went up. I'm afraid to post anything with humor or poke fun at/with my friends here. First I didn't come here much because of all of the drama that was going on. Now I probably won't come here much if we can't even joke around.....

Yep. That's what I do. Works every time. :laugh: :tongue: