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The scene in Risky Business with the white oxford shirt, tighty whiteys, socks and Ray-Bans still makes me think Tom Cruise is hhhhhotttttttt.

You're a runner. That said, just because you've run 13 miles doesn't mean you've run a half marathon.

Greyhounds make amazing family pets.

Batman. Why do fools fall in love?

I used to do the landing strip thing, until I realized that at every wax appointment, it was getting smaller and smaller until I ultimately had a little Hitler mustache.

Hell no.

My favorite kind of friends.

Stripper glitter.

1310. And it's easy.

I eat a PB&J Quest Bar for breakfast almost every day. I got a box of the Raspberry White Chocolate and I'm undecided on those. But I love the PB&J.

I love running in the rain. Makes me feel like an unmitigated badass.

Britney, *****.

Jamie Lee Curtis back in her heyday.

Yep.

Beer. Tequila makes me throw up. Or get naked. And it's anyone's guess which....

That's infantry, right? Follow me!

Your friend is lame. Walking a 5k is awesome. Go for it!

I can't use the words I'd really like to use...

What?

Because I'm hot, and I have nice tits.

You need to eat more.

Food.

It's a who, not a what. He's been my kryptonite since the night I first met him.

Farrah.

I love love love my tats. All of them mean something to me, and were done by talented artists. I love a good tattoo on a man too. I can't wait to get my next one. Tattoo, I mean. Not man. Wait... Never mind.

I believe. I can accept that some of that is probably that I want to.

Moving Comfort makes great sports bras for well endowed athletes.

Gah. Not to beat a dead horse or anything.... BUT... I asked how her story was different than anyone else's. And then I pointed out that she was just like everyone else, and frankly, average. For that I got called "mean". I don't know. I don't think there's anything mean about asking a question and then pointing out how…

Wanna be my wingman?