dysonspacz Member

Nope. :(

As a member of the male species, my advice is simple. Punch him in the balls next time and then comment about how you were trying to help him get bigger ones. Game. Set. Match.

Kept staring at me like i was some sort of object or something!

Ask yourself this... Have you ever heard of a person getting fat from eating too much fruit?

Emotional connection. You gotta have something to talk about afterwards. Physical chemistry is fun and all for a while but gets old quickly. Unfortunately, physical chemistry is lacking in my world these days... :(

No entertainment for you because you have yet to entertain me!

I won't say short shorts are bad because they're not. I've always been a fan of items of clothing that leave juuuuuust a little to the imagination. It's like Hitchcock. Why show everything when you can let the imagination fill in the details?

@povertybob: nope but only because i'm not into dudes. ;) @jelie3110: I'd only pose if you were involved!!!

@Groovycadream: Ditto but i'd be tempted for you ;)

Usually weekly. Always the same day of the week (Fri evening and Sat AM) and appx the same time. That way it's consistent.

My Siamese cat snoring on my bed.

With a pulse is usually a good start! ;)

If i had a penny for every time someone said something like THAT, well... ummm... i'd have a couple of bucks by now!

@dclark566 Awww *blush*

@marymt86 Hug, Spank, Date (only because BITE isn't one of the choices!)

You had a bad day. You're human. You caved in. It happens. Everyone has days like that. Don't let it get to you. Tomorrow is a new day. Most importantly, did you notice that when you caved in, you were "less bad" than you would have been in the past? THAT is the key!

"You know what they say about guys with big feet? They wear big shoes!" <---Not a pick up line but something i said in the first 2 minutes of talking to a girl. Four years later, she still has yet to get a restraining order against me! :)

"I don't intend to offend... I just offend with my intent."

Hot n now Sliders

Irish car bomb

Fat is not always a bad thing.

I wouldn't allow myself to be offended by anyone that's posted thus far but the night is young!

It's just another day in paradise

Distracted by uber long and goofy username

@JustCallMe_Ta: Your eyes! ;)

READ THE BOOKS!!!

To hell with the calories you consumed. Focus in on the good stuff your body ingested instead of the bad stuff. If you eat a ton of veggies and fruits, they come with more than just calories. Look at the bigger picture. I with there was a better way to reflect the positives of what we eat so we don't concentrate on the…

DERP!!!!!!

Eat something simple/light. You won't burn in hell for eating some toast or a light sammich. It keeps you from waking up hungry tomorrow and devouring everything in sight. Allow yourself to be HUMAN! Go ahead and eat something tonight but keep it reasonable. After 20 minutes, if you're still hungry then munch again on…

I prefer them to have as few restraining orders as possible.