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Pony by Ginuwine
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I got Pats!
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Spunk
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Only wants to do Richard Simmons workout videos
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He cheated on me with a girl who wore expensive glasses.
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She found my overuse of makeup unappealing. She also didn't like my muffins.
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French fries & chocolate chip cookies. Can't have those around me too much.
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Economy
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Squats w/ Weights Jumping Jacks Sit-ups kill me once I get past my 30th rep.
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Naughty
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Cover
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Xavier
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Stolen trophies
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Associated
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Graffiti
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28,married,accountant
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Espresso
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Ball
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Sinisterly
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Shackles
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A box of fake mustaches.
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When my family assumes I'm losing weight because I like someone. Also, when people tease me for using my wii fit once in a while. Hey, it's better than nothing and it burns a nice amount of calories if you're not really feeling up for an intensive workout.
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Secret identity
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Lovers lane
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Secrets
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She claimed I couldn't bake chocolate cake the right way.
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She left me, because I didn't want to be her 50th spouse.
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She didn't like the fact that I only buy one deodorant at a time.
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Pluck