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Zombie Mints -- they're supposed to taste like human brains, but they taste and smell like rancid McDonald's hamburger meat. :sick:

I physically cannot force myself out of the house without at least eyeliner on. Make it heavy eyeliner. And foundation. With a bit of lipgloss. And freshly flatironed hair. I don't have a problem... :embarassed:

Or, use sex as a workout! Your *only* workout~! :love:

No tornadoes in California *yet*. Sugarfree energy drinks. John Lindqvist. Paper. Culinary class. Bros. Douglas Adams. My boyfriend's plans to go planking later. Bandersnatch (my bike). Feels good man. :smokin:

Join the ranks of the pro-ana scourge.

Oh, MFP party's on? I'll make diet coke cupcakes.

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/ Your dog is safe with them. :smokin:

I'm watching my Australian friends intently today. :laugh:

So basically this is just Ragnarok with zombies. Cue the earth snake and Loki cameos. Whee~

Lounging with peppermint tea and a zombie novel. Sleeping in on a Sunday with my boyfriend. When my baking actually turns out the way it's supposed to. Shows where I don't get near-fatal head injuries. And don't let me forget, HOT COFFEE. :drinker:

Shoulders and backs dkfklshdgskldhgfkjahgkasdg. My guy has the greatest shoulders uwaaaaaah~. I seem to have a streak of being attracted to chubbier girls, though. Yes to curves. :drinker:

120-130 for anyone else, really depends on the height though. I like curvy girls, though... Me, I've been 80lb and still thought I was a whale. :laugh:

Filled up my Thor cup with Red Bull and vodka. I guess you could say that I'm... *puts on sunglasses* pretty hammered. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"Oh, Archangel Michael, made in China, save me from the vampiric undead; end this eternal waking nightmare."

Hit up the stoners down the street, spend the day with my boyfrann'. I would bake him a cake, and in the frosting somewhere, in big cursive letters, it'll say SMILE! :smile: I'M DYING. I may or may not sneak off my deathbed to go toilet paper my former friends' houses. And/or just beat them up. Never said I'd be mature…

German, Irish, French, English, Scottish mutt-thing with some traces of Romulan.

In sophomore year I listened to Brokencyde. There, I said it. :embarassed:

Yay, two hours of discomfort~!

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We have one particular homeless man who wanders around on a bicycle tweeting like a bird. You wouldn't even know it was him if you didn't see him doing it. And we have, uh, me. Look out for that chick with the cow purse.

URG YOU GUYS. URG. My knee officially gave out last night, about halfway through the third strength section. Feels like I just strained it, probably didn't stretch enough these past couple nights post-workout. Nursing this (censor)ing thing back to health over the weekend, if that's alright. I'll hop right back in on…

Bucket of diet coke, and you're good to go. If you must, they usually sell little ice cream bars that aren't much more than 100 calories.

My boyfriend loves me at any size, but understands I can't see what he might see. He does like it when I put a bit more weight on in the right areas. Quoth the Loki from last week: "MY GOD, YOUR TITS ARE BACK!" We are classy folk, he and I.

Ohhhh yeah. Used to love me some Hometown Buffet. Forget I posted this kbye. /insert craving for chocolate milk from the tap. *-*

I almost-shamelessly own every DVD of Invader Zim. Sailer Moon, anyone? :smokin:

Quotes are a pain in the booty. Steph, I have heard of the Zombie Survival Club. I'm just shy. :x

Day 3 down, feels so great taking a shower after all that. I'm all hopped up on protein powder right now, so I'll keep things brief. Steph and Sassy, I'm the exact same way. All I have to work with is 5lb weights, and those lateral raises are killing me. Should I tough it out, or continue what I've been trying,…

PB&J and a blueberry Rockstar. Lunch isn't for three hours... I'm really craving Chinese, but there's motivational concert tickets to buy. X)

"I don't wanna die without any scars." I probably shouldn't be taking motivation from Tyler Durden, but hey. :smokin:

What is this about Bella's fetus trying to eat her alive? Is it too late to be Team Cannibal-Fetus-Eats-Everyone-Involved?