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I was 4F due to congenital arthritis. I got 332. My friends who were all 1A got in the teens to low 30's. And they stopped calling people up a month or two afterwards. It saved at least one of their lives, I know that for certain. We remember.

Try over 40 years. Really crap!!!

A serious one: You know you're old when you remember listening to the Selective Service draft lottery on the radio to find out where you birthday was chosen to know if you might be called up for service to go to Vietnam. To find out if you or your friends might die.

My partner was a waiter in a coffee house around town when she was just starting. He turns 60 in a couple of months. lol.

True, but you don't want to know what I would do for a Klondike bar. It is most likely illegal in most states. I know it was until Lawrence v. Texas. :) I've never gone skinnydipping.

False. I think the last time I tried something new was back in Eighteen aught six. Hey, I'm old. TNP has something that has been in their family at least 3 generations.

When you get that first dreaded invitation to join AARP. Which means my son is old at the age of 20 because he got an invitation at teh age of 20. Ooops.

Pole Dances with Wolves

1. When some young whippersnapper gives you the senior citizen discount at a store and you know you don't qualify for it based on age. 2. When you use the word whippersnapper. 3. When you say something and you look around for your parents and realize it was coming out of your mouth. 4. The first time you say 'GET OFF MY…

I'm over 4 decades. Geez.

False? Community Food Bank yes -- I love working there. Does that count? TNP has been to a minor league baseball game in the last couple of years.

True. TNP is an animal in bed.

True I've never collected rocks.

True. I'm an only child :) I've never know anyone who has been in a porn movie.

False TNP has gotten in line a few days early to be near the stage at a big concert.

I've always said that if men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

Has a great choice in avatars.

True. It's one thing my partner and I have in common. And I think my MFP pals would agree. TNP will name their favorite comedian of all time.

By all means, if your calories burned have dropped, decrease your intake a bit. Think of how incapacitating it would be getting into the pool without the bathing suit on. Au natural. Why the fear? If you are trying to lose weight and someone wants to look at you because you aren't a beach hard body, screw 'em. They are the…

False. I'm doing this so I can live. I don't want to die eating a fish improperly fixed. TNP hates all you can eat seafood buffets.

True - I feel like the only one in my generation who never has even tried pot, let alone anything stronger. I've never completed a full course of antibiotics prescribed by my doctor. I always stop early.

Ugh, False. But I got a great laugh when my local amusement park years ago hired Fabio as an attraction for the opening of a new coaster. New went on it and got hit in the nose by a goose during the ride. Broke his nose Goose and 100 MPH coaster do not go well together. TNP loves riding roller coasters.

I think David Cameron, British Prime Minister said it best: “I don’t support gay marriage despite being a Conservative. I support gay marriage because I am a Conservative.’’ Remember, it was the center-right party that got marriage equality passed in New Zealand this year as well. Unfortunately, our conservative party is…

^^^^^ THIS TOO ^^^^ Can a 57 year old man have a 6 pack? Who knows. We're about to find out

To get invited to the orgies. Duh.

Yeah, but if you get that sand off of you, you will be there. lol Good luck guys.

True (well there are certain advantages of being gay. I don't want a girlfriend and my best friends don't have one either. lol) I've never had a friend who is gay or lesbian.

Welcome to MFP and the meeting of the bad wheels club. lol. I sort of have one bad knee and one really good knee. The good knee is because it is titanium. Yup, total knee replacement last September 24. So the weight loss I'm showing is all since I've started rehab on 1/2/13. I do have a gym membership and a trainer so I do…

It's my world. Welcome to it. Most of my days are pretty much the same. PB sandwich first thing, oatmeal next, sammie with turkey next. No variation til dinner and I try to design dinners that are close macro wise. I prelog everything so I know what to expect. Then when I get a bit hungry (like I did this morning) I know…

False. I've never gone jogging in 90 degree temperatures. ETA: I was answering the question before it but boy is this one false now. Boy is it ever. :)