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False (shaking my head in shame). I've never had a mani/pedi.

True. I've never participated in a eating contest

False. I love going to Palm Springs especially. TNP has been in an earthquake.

True. I have no desire to go someplace with 100,000 of my closest friends and lose my hearing. Even though NASCAR comes to town twice a year. And I live 3 miles from a small track which drives me nuts every Friday night during the summer. TNP has driven a Ferrari or Porsche

If she is outlifting you, you bet it's sad.

I wouldn't sweat it too much. A couple of months ago, I gained 3 pounds in 20 minutes. Impossible you say? Not at all. I was treating myself after a long hard week of being really strict on the diet and exercise to a nice long soak in the jacuzzi at home. I stepped on the scales just before I got in. 169 pounds. I stepped…

True. I've never lost at Twister intentionally

1. Now all y'all know that's false. 2. As of now that's false, but one never can tell, can one? I've never driven a car over 100 MPH.

^^^ From one gay man, thank you. Because that was very homophobic.

If I ever am, I'll let you know. Never have been. From a junior in HS til now.

True. I've never played the original PacMan.

You don't have to have a parachute to skydive. You have to have a parachute to skydive twice. :laugh: False. Colonel Sanders was after him and boy, was he pissed one got away. TNP loves going window shopping.

Sorry, but we gay boys like 'em tight. We aren't worried about reproducing, and we love being able to see what's behind door number 3.

False - I used to be, but no more. I've never been to a nude beach.

Have you tried the Natural Creamy Jif? I think its much better than the regular Creamy Jif.

My only concern would be not getting enough calories. Plugging your stats into Scooby Workshop's TDEE calculator you get a TDEE of at least 3200+ calories/day. TDEE-20% (which is about as low as you should go) is about 2600 calories/day. I would be worried that at some point, if it hasn't already, your metabolism will…

True. Couldn't manage more than a couple. I've never been ballroom dancing.

False and a bad idea. I've been drunk exactly twice in my life (and I'm 57 years old) and not in the last 30 years. And now I couldn't get legally drunk if I had to. Two drinks and I'm asleep. :) TNP will go to a live sporting event this weekend.

Well as someone who is an expert in stiffness and joint pain (I should be since I now have 2 artificial hips and 1 artificial knee), I take plenty of ibuprofen and glucosamine and chondroitin. They help.

False. That is Saturday,. TNP will wash their car this weekend.

Surprising. My first name made it #167. I figured it would be a lot lower. My son's however is way up there. #4. Michael.

False - I took French, German and Italian in High school and college but they are long gone from the memory bank. TNP has been with their current cell carrier longer than 5 years. ETA: since my answer came in after another.

The correct term is laughing so hard I cried down my leg. :) True. there is no reason to hurl yourself out of a perfectly working aircraft. I've never been to a cotillion.

False. It just feels like it. TNP will go to a movie this weekend.

False, but not bad. I've never done acid.

Of course massive amounts of steroids don't hurt either, right Guv?

Then you need to go online and look. I use a couple of sources. Freshpair.com. Mensunderwearstore.com. And now AndrewChristianshop.com. Of course, we gay boys are a tad picky about our underwear.

I feel like the oddball then. I doesn't gross me out. I rather feel pity for them. Because I was there. I try to be a role model, to show them it can be done. And some are noticing. Without condescension, without lecture. Just by example.

^^^^ This. I'm known for having my double gulp with me at all times. Including the ice in them I probably have 4 or 5 double gulps a day. It hasn't given me cravings for bread or pasta. I've lost 41 pounds, most of which was gained before knee replacement and home rehab. You just have to be aware of what you eat and make…

True. Disneyworld yes, Disneyland, no. I've never had a traumatic experience on "It's a Small, Small World" (unlike me).