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~Hands you a cupcake~ You may keep your caramel. I'm more of a salty kinda girl right now. (and wine) :drinker:
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~stomps feet and throws objects~ YOU ARE NOT DEAD!
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I'm on top first!!!!
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Oh no you di'nt kill my girlfriend! :explode:
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No he's still here on MFP but is out working out while we all sit here and get fat because we are lazy and only have Internet sex all day.
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OP-show me your weiner.
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Me too....it's immediately after I start!
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I'd go postal!
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Shower sex!
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Good luck with that. We have you surrounded here at all times. :devil: :grumble:
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I hope you stay cancer free girl! ~hands you a fan and a blended margarita~
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Starting to feel a bit better here....... Good thing is my libido is typically through the roof so this is like a break for us. :laugh: Although I do lay on my back a few times during this time because I tend to freak out if we go more than a few days without hittin it, then all hell breaks loose. :drinker: Wine all around!
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~hands you a cupcake (chocolate) and wine and a heating pad~
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9 days here baby and I already feel that way. :sad:
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I wish I could go on BC, but they give me melasma :(
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~struggling balancing my emotions here between love and hate~ Let's all just drink.
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MJ good new for you is likely when you go through menopause they will go away! :) ~trying not to hate and run with goodies~
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My fear here is a bunch more of you are going to tell me this and I will have no choice other than to take my chips and salsa and cupcakes and get the hell away from all of you b!tches!
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Mine will be 40 mins on the stepmill, abs, planks, shoulders, and back. :)
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I don't know about that. Do me and my husband? Oh yes. But what I have learned here in the MFP world is that married people are frigid. So th(ier husbands) come here and exchange nudies and beg you to sext them.
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AHEM!!!! ~flails arms around frantically~ Where do *I* sign up too???????? I'm so good at sexting I really should be getting paid for this *kitten*!
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GASP! But! But! You don't live your marriage the way he thinks you should!
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Maybe you're creepy? :huh:
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Huh? :huh:
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Hooters has disgusting food and the ugliest outfits ever. ETA: If you need to wear shiny panty hose to hide your cellulite, you probably shouldn't wear those shorts in the first place.
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http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1089995-any-other-future-brides-for-march-2014
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Pole dancer.
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My husband too! He loves my past because it is the reason I am so good in the sack......
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My dress was supposed to match my ring? I did things all wrong.....
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Oh I see. You should definately buy the dress now! And let him know about it. That will get things moving! Woot for your wedding!