desertSNOUT

The one I never got.

My wife is pregnant and is a bigger gal and I want to set a good example... Her health depends on losing a lot of weight after this pregnancy.

I was raised in Provo most my life... I miss Utah with a passion.

Holy hell, last time I start a thread... why all the hate? If you don't like it don't post.

Anything by Silbermond... meh here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AosUcB7tKos

My music taste varies too widely to report it; I get most of my music from youtube/mp3-rips though. When people ask in general I say 80s rock; I hate all country but Outlaw Country, the old cowboy stuff that makes me want a shot of bourbon with a steak and hash brown dinner.... brb going to store while listening to Marty…

Isn't this question kind of like asking 'have you ever been happy?' It depends on when you ask - right after a meal? Yeah sure I am good; half an hour later... well I can't eat every half hour! That is the problem with water I think, it helps you feel fuller quicker and is healthier (drink-wise) but it doesn't seem to keep…

All I have to say is I love kids (1) and (2) the passion and heat that comes from doing to the 'deed' is exponentially better when doing it for a purpose that everyone can see in a few short months ;) teehee

I try not to set goal dates just yet because I am so disappointed at how slow the process is to get out of Obese status... I should weigh 220 by then ( I will have lost 46lbs) but I will still be cata. I Obese. I find daily weigh ins and nightly arguments (it's just water fluctuation!) get me along. At any rate my next…

Bite. I am feeling energetic tonight!

You are very kind, thank you. I need to stop worrying about 'looks' anyway... I just got out of the class II Obesity bracket, I should be happy.

Stressing for 1 hour should burn 500 calories.

Have you tried being naughty in different places? Like going out in the middle of nowhere... how about camping? There is always the motel/hotel option ;) Change of scenery is always nice, especially if you build up with a day of fun activities.

My first thought was what the heck do you eat?! Then I saw it wasn't spelled 'irradiated.'

Half a million two dollar bills. Directly from the treasury website because they come in sheets and they are perforated. That way when I tip people ill take out this sheet and tear them off a piece. They will call the police/seceret service and many laughs will be had by all.

"Live everyday as if you already had lived and are 'about' to act as wrongly then as you are now!" - Viktor E Frankl, From Death Camp to Existentialism.

I am not prude by any measure but whatever someone is missing in their life (and something MUST be) cannot be found in those things... Frankly if it satisfies you then you don't know what satisfaction is; much less have experienced it. ... if anything read stories and use your imagination... it is never a substitute for…

inb4 Flouridated water

Kinda want to know the gender of the other individuals... but unless they are short shorts and a tight tube top I think they have no right to say anything is inappropriate... now if you pants have some offensive design or slogan on it ('First come first serve") then yeah I can see that. Not trying to politicize anything…

Egg plant specifically at panda express... this was years ago.

9

I could care less as long as her face is pretty. I am dead serious about this, a woman's face is all that matters to me, big or small.

Chaotic Society. WYR have the power to be invisible at will (unlimited) or have the power to stop/start time a total of 100 times.

Boogie Crew

Yak

Why does everything always turn to food?

The crunching of veggies by zombies.... Plants vs Zombies game lol.

Sensuous Inspiration

I was homeschooled. I didn't have any friends except M*A*S*H and the crew of Deep Space Nine. Margret Houllihan got me through some tough spots during ages 16-18. I didn't have my first date until I was 19 almost 20. Homeschooling is the best way to tell your kid he is worthless and unfit to be around others whilst…

"Nope." You need to go to youtube and look for the Chuck Testa video to get this. For a good month all we heard was "Nope." >Come here! "Nope" >Don't squish the cat! "Nope" >Put that back! "Nope" >Stop saying nope! "Nope" *put him in his room and hear this walking away:* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!"