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My 12yo son just finished South Park: The Stick of Truth...... I am a bad bad parent
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I just started Witcher 3...... so I hugged my wife and kids and told them I would see them in a few months......
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This is the troof. Dying Light is killing me. Slowly. I have a blajillion dollars and I am maxed out in all levels....why am I looking in a trash can for metal parts that I have 817 of...... because I can....that's why......
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Babality
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I am currently doing a 50/30/70 split. I get all my protein, all the time. That's right, I eat 150% of my daily intake, everyday.
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Actually if you truly want to beast up, it should be total body weight. Just check my gainz....
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It was just an example of how a demand driven market works. The market calls for cheap products, then you need cheap labor. If all of their people were paid at a level above what the market drives, then their products would be more expensive and they would lose business to competitors and eventually the company would fail.…
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I agree. The baggers and greeters should make $20/hour. Oh, by the way, your gallon of milk is now $14.
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I get DOCS a lot. Delayed Onset Celibate Syndrome. It is where I don't have sex during the day or at night and then BOOM! The next day I don't have sex again. My wife says there is no cure. She never lies to me. What do I do?
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It's an angry spider.... get it.
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Dying Light. It is addictive.
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Don't get me wrong. We had our chances to win this game. The Lion's scored 3 points in the 2nd half. That is not excusable. But our chances were severely reduced by the refs in this game. Blatantly. I could handle losing fair and square. Not this. Oh, and there is a photo of a Dallas DL "stomping" on a Lion running back.…
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This. The 5 years we were married before kids were awesome. The last 12 since we had kids....meh. Kidding. I love my kids. But I would sell them. Cheap.
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Dislike: Her belief in geopolitics and examination of strategic prescriptions based on the relative importance of land power and sea power in world history. Like: Her awesome cans.
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f@p f@p repeat
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Why do you think Cinderella was locked in a tower?
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Solid, might be a stretch. But it sounds funnier. it was mostly like soft serve with some occasional bursts of nuggetness.
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Everything goes out the window once you have kids. Watching my wife fire poop nuggets across the delivery room while my son was crowning and she was screaming at me what a complete SOB I was for doing this to her, kind of makes the "oops, I tooted" sort of irrelevant.
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Pfffft. You obviously haven't met my wife....... Disclaimer - this was a joke and is solely intended for the purpose of humor. No animals were harmed during this joke. Not valid in Hawaii. Please consult a doctor before reading this or any other joke. No cash value.
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I really love my cat, so I would have to say no. But they are welcome to my wife and all 3 kids for $50 in Starbuck's coupons.
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