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mine are colorful and permanently on my skin.
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How bout a poem for the guys. Oh my Ding-a-ling . . . (Some woman already wrote you a play took them home, tried to convince them to stay.): My meager brain cannot fathom the ways you matter or don’t. The whole world has told me to wrap you up, to ignore the warning sings of an STD, To dress you up and shave you down, is…
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H2O
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i like my women scurvy.
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I'm sure someone will start a "married people flirting with other married people" group or a "married people sexting and picture exchange" group.
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quit bragging...
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brunette
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no homo bro
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200 gallons of sun block water purification system survival kit
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wad of gum
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the idea that grass is always greener on the other side.
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hair on his chest and a bench press max over 300lbs!!! oh wait, nevermind...this questions was for the ladies...
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those sound like some fighting words to me.
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oxygen
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as long as they don't look like this.
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already got my DVR set!
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fill a tube sock with baking soda and then put that sock it into another tube sock so that it doesnt leak the powder then tie off the end and slide it into your gloves when you are done using them.
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[insert random words here]
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depends on what kind of car and how much you are asking for it.
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you are like a bowel movement ninja!
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poop.
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THIS!!!
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yup, good thing...
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I named my car "Tainted Car". Since it was stolen 1 month after i bought it brand new, it was recovered that same night with out rims and at that time it had no name. but since it is a Scion tC i decided to call it "Tainted Car"
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Sucks that they kicked you out of the bar... but at least you showed them by pissing on the door.
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Adam Carolla's audio book is pretty funny.
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I agree...i think Jones is going to walk through rampage.
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that I wear a shoe on my left foot.
