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Agreed. Half the time I click right back out if it's too damn long.

Ha! Jinx!

I was out drinking one night with friends and one of the guys that I didn't know very well told me I was fat. It wasn't my best moment but my instinct kicked in and I punched the guy square in the face. The next morning I was horrified that I did that but at the time it felt pretty good.

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5'7" 162 Bust 40 Waist 31 Hips 40

aaaaaand, enter the buzzkill... Funny thread, they are all pretty much true. :)

Agreed! There is something incredibly attractive about him...

Awe, how cute! Congratulations on the weight gain:)

My aunt used to make what she called a diabetes cake. Chocolate cake with quarter size holes punched in it, fill each hole with a can of sweetend condensed milk, then after it soaks in fill the holes with caramel, top with cool whip. So. F^&%ing. Good.

Never. Because they are your parents.

Dogville with Nicole Kidman.

Hahahahaaha! I think every guy has tried that! My husband and I joke around all the time about it. Anytime he wants some he asks if he can just put the tip in, just for a second...

This is my fav^ Another good one: "I try one more call, the machine comes on, and I let fly like Mussolini from the balcony."

It's not cheating but he's well on his way...you did the right thing. Find someone who HAS to see pictures of your *kitten*:)

Polish, Irish (very little), Czech, German (very little) and Native

You look fantastic and I love that bikini!

I just did my first day of level 3. When I'm finished I'm going for a second round, hopefully following Natalie the whole time!

:) I can see why people like you Taunto

I'm normally pale because I'm not the outdoorsy type but I have native blood so as soon as I do get a little sun I tan right away. I've got a nice farmer's tan going on, very sexy. :)

I do the same thing. Most of the time it's because I don't read the topic until it's 3-4 pages in. By then, what I'm about to say has been said or there's some ridiculous argument going on and I step away...

Same story here...damn that grill!

I don't find the term MILF to be very flattering. I don't like baby mama or cum dumpster either...:)

http://i1324.photobucket.com/albums/u603/mstyczi/a55d6c19-e735-43ed-86c1-57527a8d4fd6_zps7a54bb1f.jpg I'm not sure if the pics will work but this is my back half way through the shred. My biggest trouble zone is my back so I am super happy with the results so far:) ETA: Ack! They are huge! Ahhhh, forget it!!! There's a…

Both of the above shoes are cute. I like the idea of sticking with the nautical theme. Too bad they aren't peep toes though...

That's awesome! As soon as I hit goal I want to try to have baby number 2 too, hoping by the end of August:) Congrats to you!

Haha! Because I killed it.

^This

You're not alone! I have them on my arms and so far I've found nothing to get rid of them...I'm thinking I'm just going to get half sleeves (tattoos) and cover them up. :)

Was it because you drink diet soda?

Love the suit! I have a pencil skirt that I'm itching to get back into by august. :)