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Canadians will be the first to turn.

Lucky B*tch. My worst stretch mark starts inside my piercing and angles up half way to my right nipple. No more piercing for me.

No age limit... but there is an expiration date. I got mine before having 2 kids. It stretched out so much that if I try to put jewelry in it now, it looks like I have a vaginal piercing.

I'd just like to point out that this has "chicken or the egg syndrome" all over it. Is their waist larger BECAUSE they drink diet soda OR are they drinking diet soda BECAUSE they have a bigger waist. As another poster pointed out "Correlation =/= Causation". I drink diet soda every day. I have a very small waist. When I…

Besides, what's wrong with eating crap? My dog does it all the time!

Taco Bell does it for me every time!! An hour after eating Taco Bell and you could eat off my colon!!

The humane methods used by US shelters (phenobarbital) to put dogs and cats to sleep leave the corpse unfit for human consumption. If consuming the corpse didn't kill you, you'd wake up hours later with one hell of a headache.

Yes.

I'll try just about anyone once. More than once if I like it. Horse doesn't seem anymore unusual than cow. I eat cow all the time.

You don't need a gym membership. There are DVDs, Video Games, Netflix and Youtube have Yoga Videos, or you can just make it up as you go along. Everyone has stress in their lives. The key is to learn how to deal with that stress in healthy ways. Exercise, hot baths, and reading are a few healthy ways people use to cope…

Soup isn't eating. It's drinking with the use of a spoon. That's your problem right there.

The Zombie Apocalypse is closing in.

I suppose, theoretically, if you rubbed ONE POUND of oil into your skin and your skin absorbed all that oil, you would then weigh ONE POUND more than before you rubbed it in. It wouldn't be fat, though, just the weight of the oil absorbed into your skin. I imagine it would be difficult to rub a whole POUND of oil into your…

20 oz. Lol..... I'd float away if I drank a 2 liter a day!

When I walk to the bathroom, I don't pee on my couch.

I've lost 50 lbs in 6 months while drinking, on average, a bottle of diet soda a day. I am also perfectly healthy at the moment. So I'm going with No. Diet soda is not bad for you.

Yes. If it is absolutely impossible to consume healthy low cal foods in large enough portions to meet your calorie goals, than one would need to turn to less healthy more calorie rich foods to fill that void. It is better to eat like crap than not to eat at all. Though cheeseburgers and icecream are an extreme example used…

I'm confused. I thought this thread was about pineapples.

*Gasp!* My daughter is also allergic to pineapples. EVERYONE STOP EATING PINEAPPLES! It MUST be an epidemic. Pineapples are poison! I base this off of peer reviewed (I consider my 5 year old my peer) scientific (we experimented, and experiments are science) research, with a second independant study with same results…

Please invite me to your wedding.

I guess you win, then. But wait.... if he isn't on MFP... how will he ever know you won?

I'm sure she will be over the moon with excitement upon hearing the news that EIExGordo (some guy?) on a fat loss website has forgiven her base on her physical appearance. My only hope is that she is SO excited she jumps for joy.... off a bridge.

I also got fat by having 2 kids. I had 6 months of bed rest with my 2nd because I have cancer. We can give excuses as to why we ate like *kitten* all day long. We can give excuses as to why we can't meet our calorie goals... which is equally unhealthy... all day long, too. I've been there. What it comes down to is this:…

Yes.

What is this? An attempt to see how many button topics one can fit into a single post? Exercise Calories, Diet Pills, BC, etc...... throw in a comment about muscle vs fat and you got it!

In absence of having any clue as to what you are talking about : I agree with whatever you said. Until your husband asks... Then I'll agree with him. Hope that helps. Unless it doesn't.

*head desk* You can't meet your calorie goal? How did you get fat to begin with? Paradoxically, your original problem is also the solution to your current problem. Ready for this? 1.) Put food in mouth 2.) Chew food 3.) Swallow 4.) Repeat until calorie goal has been met. If veggies are filling you up too fast, move on to…

I second this. Bonus: Soak her tampons in vodka.

Tic Tacs.