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Bumpity bump. I'd be interested to see your feedback here after a couple of weeks
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I will now sign my husband up for MFP.......so I can report him
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Not when you could choose anywhere in the house but you choose the moment before to come in my comfy bedroom and get ready for bed. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I think he thinks it's foreplay.
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I had to look up Epiphyte. As well as being plants that grow on other plants for support they apparently "root in pockets of humus". I root through my fridge for Hoummos - I think we're related.
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You're not well read then. Are you limiting yourself to classics like Turn of the Screw and 1984?
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That's sweet - I threw up a bit in my mouth. But, do you like the Twilight books or Harry Potter?
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Don't wear that floor out love - we're using it for the photoshoot
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Would the right circumstances be losing 20 pounds between looking in the mirror and having your pic taken? I think that may work
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Cue infinite friend requests and a Crozzy meltdown. Can I just say.............STATUS HIJACK!
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Cue infinite friend requests and a Crozzy meltdown. Can I just say.............STATUS HIJACK!
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I assume you're joking as eggs are unfertilised. And I'm not proud - I'd try anything once!
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Thanks - yo ave all made it so clear 4 me. It is not JUST coz I is fat - it is also coz I is ugly, you can't hear me, I've lost more weight than you and I weigh the same as rice and paper or summat. I feel SO much better - NOT! I ave noted the duct tape advice though - it's on my reminder wall in my S&M dungeon
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You r rite. I is VERY big boned. I is not 70% water - I is 70% bones (not boned unfortunately - I think that is coz I is fat too)
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You want me to date rape drug my own children? Interesting.............NO! Serious answers are required here. They can't include "Go to his room" as none of the staff have their own room. They also can't include "Go back to his place" as I have a moral code and will only sleep with married men (don't want some poor single…
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I'm going on holiday on Saturday and I'm staying in a Family Room with my husband and kids. I want to have some nookie while I'm away but how do I do it without waking my kids, or my husband?
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I really don't think you have planned this properly. Go online and look up your BMR - if you don't know what this is then you're already on the right track for weight gain. You are going to need to add 1000 calories a day to your BMR to put on a nice steady 2lbs a week. I think, happily for you, that you have seriously…
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I must correct you both. I believe it is a cool chianti.
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I would suggest that it depends on what brought you here. I had (and still have some days) a very unhealthy relationship with food. I wouldn't enjoy it, I would just stuff it very quickly in my mouth and continue until I felt so sick I could not do it any longer without being sick. This was a bad cycle I needed to get out…
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Well said Heather and I love the Disclaimer! I wholeheartedly agree with this. Diverse friends means diverse advice and support - eventually some of it sticks and becomes "your own" in the future. I like to be a very open minded person (where possible). My opinions can be subject to change when the arguments are given on a…
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Winners never Quit Quitters never Win
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I cannot help you with this but will happily cheer you from the sidelines. Go Tiger!
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Oh my God, I'm in the new thread now and she just gets better with age - ba ha ha ha ha ha!
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To the OP. Thank you for your extensive information. I have used your figures and found that my future Body Fat % will be 16% like your example. According to your other information this will make me an Athlete. I am so pleased that I'm going to become an Athlete. I'm investing in some new running shoes to celebrate.
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Maybe she forgot to pick it up
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Ok then, in alliance to you I shall quit paying my final reminder water bill and then be cut off and turn into the filthy b***h you all really want me to be. Happy Days!
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If you have a blowout day, just take a load of laxatives before you go to bed and in the morning you'll wake up with stomach pains and everything will just come right out. Wow, why didn't I think of that myself?! I guess Bulimia must be fine too then - jeez
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Bumpity bump
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I thought this was what I was MEANT to do to get hit on. I'll stop that then.
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I yearn for the day when someone hits on me at the gym. I will lap it up like the good little lap dog I am. I will also start a thread called "Yay at last. Someone hit on me in the gym. Is this an NSV?" and then lap up all the forum love and hope someone starts a fight on my thread. My desires are small and haven't been…
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No fake birds here. All real baby ;-)