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I just needed some ME time.

Fairly easy to figure out! I'm not that clever in terms of screen naming myself.

He had cooties.

He's a cheater.

I confess that I'm no fun to talk to right now. I'm hurt and broken-hearted. I trusted someone and was let down. I'm still trying to let my expectations die and reclaim my life. I also confess that my friends kind of suck at being here when I'm down. So there's that.

What determines a good sense of humor online? I'm far more hilarious in person

He didn't appreciate the effort I put into looking and smelling nice.

He was too sensitive to my constructive criticisms.

She waxed my lip, in my sleep.

He said I had mustache :-/

I have never even heard of it.

You'll be there before you know it!

Basically this. If you wouldn't want her to know or if you wouldn't want her to talk to men the way you do, then you shouldn't do it. Otherwise no harm.

He accused me of having multiple personalities.

He never learned how to spell my name

He left me, no reason. I suspect it has something to do with a guy in a weight bench.

I confess I don't add people that are looking for "new friends to motivate" I don't need that responsibility. Too much pressure! I'm far too lazy.

I've been divorced since around 2006. Can't believe it's been that long. It was literally an entire life time ago. I didn't start living until I left him. I was 28 and had been with him 11 years. I recently have gone through a really difficult break up. So I'm all out of sorts right now.

Two eggs with a bit of Parmesan cheese brought to me in bed. Because - too lazy to get up.

I can't find a dang middle ground. Either I turn to comfort foods, or I can hardly eat for days. I'm working on dealing with stress, or sadness in better ways.

He forgot the blonde hair came from the wig he wanted me to wear.

I didn't have a penis

He was absolutely insane.

I wanted his wife, for myself.

He was obsessed with his best friend.

He RARELY cleaned the house.

I tried to look past his "short comings" but I'm too shallow.

No trust

She walked away. Clearly she isn't loyal.

He was a push over. He did wherever I wanted.