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Yes. Attractive people help me burn more calories. They keep me motivated.

This. I would recommend hiding behind a corner or disguising yourself as a bush. Then when they all get in the hot tub, reveal yourself and hop on in the tub. But don't be creepy.

A lot of yacht shaming going on in this thread. :angry:

I feel the exact same way. Same with people having a good time in bars, playing with their children, or enjoying themselves sitting on the porch and reading a book. They're all horrible selfish people.

Woah! I can move.

Celery sounds pretty fresh to me.

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I use them as bed sheets.

I took a good six months off of booze when I was concentrating on losing weight. Now, that I drink, I do it about once a week and go all out. Beers, wine, cocktails, the works. I just be sure to log it. I've held myself between 202-205 lbs for two years now.

This is just what old people do in locker rooms. They blow dry their uniball and kill time before the early bird special at Applebee's. I wouldn't judge too harshly though. When you've been on the planet for 60+ years you've hopefully learned to stop giving a s***t what some young kids think of you and just blow dry your…

I subscribe to the 3 minute rule.

Oh yeah I would totally bring it up to him again. Better yet do it with your divorce attorney in the room.

Well . . . how else are we supposed to get laid?

Cool story bro! Seriously though . . . good stuff and couldn't agree more.

People who are too focused on what other people are doing at the gym rather than just working out and minding their own business.

Put a cork in it.

If I'm upset with my room mate I'll leave it open and stink the place up intentionally. If we're on good terms I'll leave it closed.

Use the baby as a ketttlebell.

It's June for God's sake. Go outside and go for a walk or something,

I'm just amazed that your typing this while working out. I say go for it. Stay on that machine. Maybe you can iron some shirts or do dishes too while your at it.

I just get absolutely plastered the night before my rest day so I spend my rest day hungover. I find it keeps me pretty sedated.

I bet that muffin tastes amazing.

You should've followed it up with a couple of margaritas. That at least would've improved your mood.

Eat a healthy and well balanced diet and learn the art of moderation.

No. It's not for real.

Exactly. They're not zero calories.

Heavy weight low rep (1-5) will increase the strength and improve the composition in your 'derriere' but will do little for hypertrophy. And just for the record this thread could use some photos. :angry:

Some more nuts.

This. Unless his guests are extremely attractive with loose morals and handle bottles of vodka.

They sure do! As long as your eating at a deficit.