PlayerHatinDogooder Member

When people laugh at their own jokes . . . .

Unclean toilets Easily offended people

I dip them in cheese and then deep fry them.

Dude it's a cruise! Enjoy yourself. Whatever weight you do or don't gain can easily be lost when you get back.

Just throw it out and go for a run.

In for the people who get offended over a harmless joke!

I carry a gun, dog, pepper spray, pre dial 911, hire a body guard, and wear a bullet proof vest before I go on a run. I also dip my feet in fluorescent orange paint so I leave a clearly Identifiable trail so people can come and find me.

I usually catch up on my sleeping while driving.

Porn.

Wow! That was rude! No need to loose your mind over something so irrelevant! smh

There is absolutely NOTHING awkward about this comment. It's pretty much normal behavior around here.

You should leave your boyfriend outside.

After this we can finally tackle the whole thigh gap thing. Or the 'guys do you like women with blonde/brown/black hair' thing. Or the 'guys what does it mean when a guy texts you blah blah blah' thing.

My best guess is that you're becoming denser. Are you perhaps traveling into a black hole? If so I wouldn't get too close as you'll probably implode.

If it was easy everyone would be fit. Stick with it and develop the habits. It gets easier. ETA: Also eat ice cream and tacos if you're craving them. Just stay within a deficit and monitor your progress.

All I See Is An Unnecessary Use Of Capitalization.

I'd rather take psilocybin.

What's the problem? Now you just have two sets of boobs. One set on your chest and another set on your back.

:drinker: Also, I'm 100% for girls looking attractive at the gym. Whether or not they're wearing make up.

Yes. But I make LA feel stupid.

So I have to pay more because someone can't control themselves? People get fat off of 'health' foods as well.

I welcome any message telling me I'm hot. It's the primary reason I keep Urkel as my avatar.

I'm pretty sure some of the women on this thread are lying through their teeth. I'm looking at you Adini749 :angry:

I got drunk and made out with a gerbil. Damn spelling.

An orgasm.

put_it_in_yo_mouth

No. Otherwise I wouldn't have the energy to perform necessary functions

This. Or you could poison him or something. I would use narcotics so people just think it's an overdose.

Some people have eating disorders and think that high calorie tasty foods are on the 'naughty' list and should be avoided. Therefore they struggle to eat 1200 calories because all they're eating is rabbit food.

Yes. Sometimes people, when online dating, present themselves a bit more favorably in order to attract the opposite sex. I guess I'm not really sure why you're surprised by this.