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As a Buffalo fan, I have an aversion to tanks.
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We invited you to come...sheesh...
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He was a wizard - not the kindly old type...
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I would literally just be at another desk in this soul sucking hell hole.
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Friendly.
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I have now.
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Can one crush words? I...no...I guess I have not.
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Hangs out in malfunctioning airports.
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Time thief.
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Bouncer at really weird parties...
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Farms facial hair for the follically challenged.
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Move mountains with his bare hands.
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Paler.
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Absolutely, I would.
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Probably not...
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Dedicated.
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Me.
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I've read the comics. Does that count?
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He always wanted my e-mail password.
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Wondering where all of the shirts went to.
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All of the kisses.
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She never appreciated it when I showered her with compliments.
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I have not.
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I suspect the beard would tickle...
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In some weird igloo with a hologram machine.
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Pucker up, buttercup!
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Sodium Bromine Oxygen.
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I wish you'd climb off my back. You've been looking over the fence for hours and you can't stand on me anymore.
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Of course.
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I have not.