kitty_kong Member

Ramen is bad for you. It has no nutritional value and way too much sodium. The chili is a good idea. Fancy feast is having a sale. 10 cans for 10 dollars. I gotta get my owner to get me some

everything. Especially your hands. Purr

Lies are terrible. Ex) My owner says "kitty treats" and shakes a bag. I come running out of my hiding place to get the treats. Then I see it, she's holding an empty plastic bag!! She only said she had kitty treats because she couldn't find me!!! THIS MAKES ME SOO UPSET I GO STRAIGHT TO MY FOOD DISH!!! How am I supposed to…

Man, i'm a dude. Well, as long as you promise not to eat me and buy me lots of fancy feast i'm game

no they're sacred. Stop hatin' your're just jealous

That's fine. I'd give you a -2.3 because you said you wanted to eat me. That's taboo in Western civilization.

lick and head butt

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That's a lot of calories to be eating!!! Average is 1,200

chicken leg quarters are good and inexpensive.. Lotta bang for your buck

no I don't. You sir, scare me. P.S. I have sharp claws and no kitty caps so you better watch your back

wrong. I go for *kitten* of any color. No prejudices here. You would date a nice man with a steady job

glasses and hands

me. i'm a gentleman and always wear a tuxedo

kind... and has thumbs to open my cans of food and nice hands to pet me. I think i'm in love

has thumbs to open bags of food for me

I am very loyal. Check out my pics and look at what I let those humans do to me!! One treated me like I was Simba and even put red stuff on my head!! I'm disgusted now where's my food

wrong sir. I am a gentleman. Can't you tell by my tuxedo?! It's true that I will do anything for kitty treats or a game of fetch

guy above me has a man crush on the guy above him. Guy above me has great hands to pet my belly

I'm both. Please feed or pet me

What are you talking about?! I have a rubber band in my mouth! I'm playful nice hair

athletic. Now throw me a rubber band