miss_jessiejane Member

I've never been dumped because of it...but my ex did tell me the reason he cheated on me was that I was too fat. So it was my fault he cheated, because he couldn't get what he needed at home. You're better off with out him, you should find a guy that likes you for you, and isn't overly concerned about your weight.

You should get a better frying pan, you shouldn't be using that much oil for pancakes.

Fastest was probably the dude that told me he loved me before I even went out with him. That was his argument for why I should go out with him.

No baby, you need a wife to do it for you. A wife with numerous cupcake pans in different sizes. I would also like to point out that I have numerous cupcake pans in different sizes.

I ain't! I'm nice, but I'm not helpful in the slightest. Unless you want a recipe.

My youngest daughter's middle name is Leia.

Happy Birthday!!!

I don't think it has anything to do with horses. I DO know however, that it's a heck of a workout.

No.

Whaaaaaaaaat? Why on earth would a woman wear a tank top in public??? That's just scandalous.

It shuts my brain up.

Bridge maintenance?

This kind of discussion is better suited to a group! Reported.

Now I want lasagna!!!

I want to be shaped like a starfruit.

Aw!!! Somebody did read it! Ok, since you demand replacements: 6. I have awesome friends. 10.I'm lucky, just flat out, no questions about it, lucky, to have the life that I have.

Likes: 1. I make awesome cookies. 2. I color inside the lines. 3. I make my own clothes. 4. I generally try to be nice. 5. I read a lot. 6.Huh...this is harder than I thought it would be. 7. Um...I have a vast and useless knowledge of song lyrics and comic trivia. 8. I made pretty kids. 9. I'm a good cook. 10. This line is…

Get over it!!!

I like both y'all so much, I'm gonna send you illicit ankle shots!!!

What? No.

I don't know if I should say I'm sorry, or congratulations....sooo....congratusorry!!!

Now I want donut.

Nope. Full flannel pajamas, socks, curlers and a mud mask. That's the way to sleep.

Heck no. She's gettin' somethin'.

Hmmmm...can I have a cupcake instead?

Who turns down free pie?? Crazy people, that's who.

My kids, bald guys, cupcakes, baking, cleaning, comics, sewing, puppies, turtles, picking up heavy stuff, and cupcakes. Cupcakes get mentioned twice. Because cupcakes.

Subway!

But I'm gonna be the marshmallow, not the chick.

Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch. And Count Chocula.