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I think this is the classiest way to do it.
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It's pretty small. I'd say it's kind of a one *kitten* town.
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Well, I don't have any allergies...soo...I'm a slut? Did I do that right?
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I don't have a husband. Or any chocolate covered cherries. Or wine. I do, however, shower regularly, and I think we can all agree that's pretty brag-worthy.
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I :heart: Slayer.
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I'm just here for research purposes.
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Evens please!
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I'm just here to pick up sluts.
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:wink: How you doin'??
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I :heart: town sluts! They're people too, you know. Stop the slut shaming!
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This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.
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I wouldn't have to be on your lawn if you'd just let me in!! LOVE ME!!!!
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What?? NO! People don't do that!!
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What? Is there a boat? Does it have a bar? And a buffet? I hope there's a buffet. Do I HAVE to be single to get on the boat?
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But if I don't smile, how will you know how cute you are?
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I'd like to. I won't though. It never goes away.
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I :heart: housework. Seriously.
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I'm here for her noodz.
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If I had food call my name, I'd throw it out. Food shouldn't talk.
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You're wrong.
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:heart: Awww!!! I wish I could go!!!!
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:blushing: This is a good picture of me.
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Left elbow, obviously.
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YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! *does happy-squishy-marshmallow-fluffy bunny dance*
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I usually get Margaret Thatcher. I can see it.
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But do you think I'm pretty? I NEED VALIDATION!
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Neither. Fruit doesn't have arms and legs and my women don't need to either.
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This thread is entertaining AND makes me want cake.
