miss_jessiejane Member

Now I want cookies.

I like cupcakes. I randomly burst into song sometimes. I want to one day be able to say the word hippopotamus correctly.

Polka.

Real women don't show ankles.

No, 'cause he'll cheat, 'cause she's ugly. So then the relationship will be healthy. It's the way it's intended.

Also, you men folk should marry ugly women. They're better cooks.

I'm gonna go bake some cookies and sign up for Tinder now, brb.

Shoot!!! Now I don't know WHAT to do!!! I'm so conflicted!!! So maybe I should fatten him up, then make him feel bad and lose the weight so he cheats and our relationship is healthy? Can I get fat? Or would that not be ok? Wait, no!! I've got it! I'll cheat, while I make him fat! Then we'll have the perfect relationship!!

I prefer to keep my man chubby, so other ladies won't look at him. Because I can't possibly trust him to be faithful if he's in good shape.

930 or so.

Yeah, we get it dude. You're not technically saying all chicks are like that and you're not coming out and stating that it's how it is for ALL girls. But the implication remains. The video OP posted was about how likely it is that most women in real life who say they're nerdy are, in fact, nerdy. Statements like the one…

I would love that!! Heigh ho Silver, awwwaaaayyyy!!!!

Thank you ma'am!

Oh dang! Here, let me just post a link to my site so y'all can pay good money to see me "play" video games. Or for a low, flat fee, I'll long conversations with you in Klingon. I gotta go now, the UPS man just delivered my Starfire costume!!

Really?? Implying that a female can't enjoy video games because she has a large chest SEEMS pretty dang sexist to me. It also sounds like nonsense. Am I saying that no woman would ever do it to exploit a man? No, I'm not, but to imply that women are automatically faking being nerdy simply because they happen to also be…

Classy. Did you actually watch the video the OP posted? Or are you just commenting random sexist nonsense?

What game is he missing? How would his death please me? Unless this is like Highlander and the quickening happens if I kill him?

I generally don't start conversations with strangers. I just start humping their legs. It doesn't go over so well. I'll know I've found my soul mate when I hump a random guy at the grocery store and he doesn't start yelling at me. :love:

This is acceptable.

Which Ninja Turtles?

I made a fake woman out of dynamite instead, he instantly fell in love with her and when she exploded, steam came out of his ears.

I had a guy tell me once he couldn't see me anymore because I was too cartoonish. His loss, cartoons are awesome.

I :heart: this!!!!

Having to climb on counters to get stuff out of cabinets sucks.

You and Frank belong together, you're both monsters!!!

That's terrifying!! Take it back!