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Do you have a quarter? I'm supposed to call my mom when I find the woman of my dreams.
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
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I don't think I could choose just one!!
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OMG OMG! That sounds amazing!!!!
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I don't remember my IQ. Can I submit SAT scores to see if I qualify?
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Sheena's my dream date.
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But that's subjective, because some men have bigger hands than others!!
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Define "large."
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Flirtin' is for hussies!!!!
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I'd say I'm Tuesday afternoon.
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Wait, it's not a how-to guide for tinting paint??
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I've only been on a couple of dates, but on one of them I fell down and scraped my face all up. I wasn't embarrassed, but he got all flustered and took me home. Never called me again either.
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All of my SO's and spouses and such are on MFP. So, no, 'cause I don't want them all to know about each other.
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:angry: Now I want Swiss Cake Rolls.
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Bless it sugar, you need a cupcake.
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The only thing I spoon is ice cream.
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What?
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Oh god, now I want some.
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Out of ten what? Is ten the best or the worst? I need more information before I can assign myself a number.
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What?
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Why do those words annoy you?
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Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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He just needed them for research!!
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OMG! Stop being so worried about "claiming" him!! If he's comfortable changing it, he'll change it!! Just be grateful you have a boyfriend!!! It's not your place to make him do anything!
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That would make me drop what I'm doing so I could play with him and you could escape unscathed. Well played miss, well played indeed.
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Totally me!!
