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As a purty lady who likes to cut the cheese, I have perfected the art of dropping silent f-bombs in public places and then looking around haughtily as if disgusted. No one ever suspects me. So my question is, if she's so flatulent why hasn't she too developed this skill?

Water and raw milk were actively avoided due to the high risk of poisoning. . Fruit and veg were simply not always available.

Can she fart in tune?

Also I think the point was that those were the only readily available food stuffs at the time. Fruit or veg was hard to come by so it was miraculous if he found some. Water or milk would likely kill you so it (again) was miraculous that he drank it and didn't die.

It is pretty common from what I understand (dizziness/weakness due to perimenopause). I have seen HRT really help with this.

So you don't eat Daniels?

So she walked up to you and thanked you for taking the blame for her big stinky fart? And asked for your phone number so she can use you as her personal fart-beard in the future? Hmmm

Yes but an opinion is different than going into explicit detail about your huge amounts of vaginal secretions. Why tell the world you have a leaky undercarriage?

Same here. I never wear undies and have no issues with spots or anything. What I don't get is the women who come into the 'do you go commando?' posts and answer with something like 'OMG no! I have so much discharge I would flood the room! .' Why tell the world that? It does gross a lot of people out and I don't know why…

I think that's called 'incontinence' I'm not sure if panties really help in that situation.

You should go and see your GYN, sweetheart.

Yes, that nasty woman! Have to say though , I hardly ever wear underwear and I've never had a spot on any of my clothes. And I've never seen one on any other women's clothes either. I have however seen many men with pee stains on their crotch. At least, I hope it was pee stains? Ick

I once read that men usually have a half tsp of urine left in their boy parts at all times. OP is this true and surely it results in unpleasant dribbling?

Fitbits. Because every year people get one for Xmas and start walking around like a crazy person in order to win some stupid step challenge against a bunch of people who also got one for Xmas . After 1-2 months everyone gets bored of aimlessly walking around and getting added to challenges by random FB friends and goes…

Blasphemy!

Yeah, like little lumps of sausage meat. I think it's one of those things you have to grow up with to appreciate! To be fair I'm Scottish and love 'stovies' (boiled ground beef and potatoes) but I have never met a non-scot who could eat them!

Ignorant fools who don't understand why millions of women across the globe marched yesterday. The level of ignorance is shocking

That's basically what it is, often with lumps of sausage in it. It's not good!

Sorry. I drink like a fish (I have a wine cellar and collect wine ffs). I've still never been overweight. The only other things I drink are black coffee and water though. I have noticed that the people who I know who don't drink alcohol have a really sweet tooth (I don't) so maybe it's a tastebud thing?

Bin = trash can Rubbish = trash Bollocks = rubbish Chav = white trash

I was thinking that. It's actually pretty cheap. A fruit cup in chick fil A costs more than that! OP try and think about making someone you love happy rather than complaining about what you do or don't put in your stomach once a week. One is much more important than the other

This is true. My bff has always been overweight, I never have. When I lived with her I realized that while she never put a lot of food on her plate, she would go back to the dish and spoon it directly into her mouth. I don't think she even realized she did that. She also told people I watch my weight (which I don't)…

I think you should turn it into a full on farting competition. Look her in the eye and say 'Lady, you call that a trump?' Then blow her eyebrows off. I predict you'll be married in 6 months.

I really love this ❤

This. Also anything labeled 'vintage' which basically means anything that looks like it was stolen from a gypsy retirement home.

I also asked this. Presumably he finds you attractive, OP?

I second this. Every grown woman needs toys. You go, girl!

I know it's so hard coming back from having a baby. Your body doesn't feel like your own. Have you talked to a Dr as you seem like you may have PPD. Also where is your baby's father? Does he support you (emotionally and financially)

Well no, because nearer all soft drinks are owned by Coke or PepsiCo. Coke own Sprite, Fanta and a lot of others. Pepsi owns 7up, Mountain Dew etc etc. So technically all soft drinks are Coke (or Pepsi, I guess)

Getting tied up