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Good point about accomplishing 2 things. But that's the thing. People that complain all the time don't even realise they're doing it. It becomes their personality. And I agree it's very draining. As for the 'poor me' complaint of the person you quoted, I blocked her a long time ago because she's always complaining and/or…

I don't know if I would say I know people that are always positive. I don't think that's healthy because it's unbalanced, just as being happy all the time is impossible. But I know people who are deeply introspective, and use that to understand their feelings and to see the positive sides of very negative things. I admire…

Yes but they can do it if they want. There have been times I would like to get drunk alone in a bar, but I can't.

Men lose their hair, which would suck. Poor Prince William! But if a women goes on a Tinder date, her first thought is 'what is he's a serial killer'? Men just worry that she won't be as attractive as her profile picture. Also men can walk alone at night. And get drunk alone at bars. Women have much less personal freedom…

Bartholin cysts are the worst thing ever. Childbirth doesn't even come close. You can't walk or sit. It's like having a bowling ball full of pain attached to your hoo ha. Hugs to you. Fingers crossed it doesn't come back.

Big willy

Meh. Goats cheese smells and tastes like butt. Stilton FTW!

I agree that making babies when your marriage is a mess is a bad idea. Plus becoming a parent to a new baby is super stressful so if you are a stress eater that will only make things worse. Just wondering if your marital troubles are related to your weight? Do you want to lose to improve things or so you can move on…

Eat some beans so you can fart instead (a much more efficient way of eliminating excess gas plus extra fiber!)

Why was her wahoo making sex noises????

All fetuses are female until the Y chromosome kicks in. Which is why men have nipples...

People who play solitaire on the treadmill. They look like zombies trudging along with no expression.

I completely second this. A good outfit can completely transform a woman or a man. And don't buy cheap clothes ( Old Navy) etc. They make everyone look bigger/frumpy because they're cut so badly.

I think the main thing is that you realize that you developed a disordered relationship with food. And it was calorie counting that did that. It's no wonder you don't want to jump back in it. Obsessive calorie counting is definitely a form of EDNOS. Does everyone on this site suffer from an eating disorder? Of course not.…

Rainbow chaser

Also 'Gastronaut' by Stefan Gates. How to throw an authentic Roman orgy (with amazing recipes - stuffed dormouse anyone?) How to grow delicious scabs. How to roast a whole pig in a pit in your back yard. The man's a genius.

Were you wearing pants?

I bet he does know or could guess youruser name but may not care enough to try it. My ex had multiple user names on different sites and I knew him so well I could usually guess what he would call himself. I only bothered to find out when I was gathering evidence for our divorce (because what people say/do on websites is…

True. But it doesn't stop people using these forums to bad mouth their spouses and whine about their crappy relationships. Your spouse probably knows what user names you use, especially if you've been on here a while. I guess some people don't care, or maybe they want their spouse to see what they really think of them?

A relationship can't survive without sex. You need to talk to him about this as it's unreasonable for him to withhold sex (especially for 6 years). He will have his reasons and you may not like them but it's better to address that this is an issue.

OP presumably a vegan meal includes booze? In which case just drink 2 bottles of wine and nibble on some nuts. Happy Tofurkey Day!

Best. Thing. Ever. I will never roast a turkey again

It was the career. Divorced women don't get to be president (unlike men who can do whatever they like). I actually think there are more doormat husbands than wives. Usually they are married someone a lot younger than them and allow their younger (although not necessarily hotter) wives to *kitten* at/about them constantly…

I find it hilarious that in this entire egotistical monologue you manage to tell women that their husbands don't cheat because of how they look, but it's still their fault because they won't 'weird themselves down like a prositute' or because they're 'probably arrogant and reserved'. It reads like a self-help book penned…

'You can't get pregnant if I only put the tip in'...

To be honest I kind of like it when he whips it out unexpectedly...

Tits not a big deal. Boob boom.

Wtf? So revenge for being insulted by a sexist asshat is being considered attractive by the same asshat when you lose weight? No.

OK the trouble with having low self-esteem is it makes you narcissistic. So EVERYONE is looking at you/talking about you/laughing at you whereas in fact everyone is trapped inside their own heads and doesn't even notice you. My guess is you misheard or heard someone's conversation and decided it applied to you. Even if…

Well to be fair it depends where you live and what side of the road you drive on. If you're British you definitely have to stop before turning right...