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Sorry this is so late, guys! February results: Veganbaum is the Quidditch Captain for losing the most weight in the month! I've been terrible about naming Prefects and staying on top of things, so I'm going to play catch up. Forgive me that you guys didn't get to brag in the moment, but your hard work did not go unnoticed!…

Yeah, woops.

Gross. I prefer green apple.

What do fat people smell like, then?

I don't think it matters as long as it's pie you're putting in there.

It's unfortunate that his name isn't Robbie. I'd watch that.

I thought the first one was funny because it was a parody of the nursery rhyme. Anything else is just reaching too far. Not funny.

Is 'pickle' a euphemism? That would explain a lot. I'm gonna say yes, otherwise this thread is lame.

I'm a joke snob. I give your 'fat people are hungry' joke a 3 out of 10. Next time, include a pun and I'll consider bumping it to 3.5.

Hot air.

Bazinga! hahaha.

Sure was.

Oh good one! I thought something smelled a little fishy. Also, I am part of the spelling patrol. *adjusts badge*

Bazinga.

But if you do it every day it doesn't count. Same goes for being a *kitten*.

Reel douches? Douches in the movies?!

Are you kidding me right now? Because cleaning or not cleaning your house is the ONLY factor in losing weight. Maybe youstuff your judgemental mouth with doritos every day? *****, I don't know your life! What do you really know about people who log the cleaning they do? Just so you know, it's completely possible to judge…

Maybe you should take notes for the future.

I have a mohawk right now. I'm a 25 year old woman. Too many mediocre haircuts in a row lead me to some impulsiveness.

Especially when Whew! There, I feel better.

I'd be careful about that if it's not apparent, though. My mom is obese, but she is also disabled. She can't walk more than the few feet back and forth from the door to her car or from the car to the store or whatnot. NOT because she's obese, but because her back is seriously messed up. I'm not saying you're right or wrong…

Oh, you...

At least here, you're not allowed to smile anymore. Or have glasses on or hair covering your ears. I found that out when I got my license renewed last year. It was a total bummer!

Not the worst thing in some cases.

That effing rocks.

For some reason, I never read the original stories of things like this growing up. Actually, it was probably because when I said I was done with my books, my mom would point to her boxes upon boxes of harlequin novels she had from being in a book of the month club. I know I was less than 10 when that started. Anyways, I'm…

You're right. My mom didn't shelter us, and now we're known as the 'goody-goodies' of the family (which is just a nice way of saying we didn't make awful decisions in our 20s, at least so far).

One of my uncles shot my mom in the head and knocked her off her bike once. And she was the practice dummy for all sports they played. I'm glad I'm the oldest.

And one for you: :heart:

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