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professional wine taster
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President of obgyn volunteering
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free lance sperm donor
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Porn historian
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lol she scratched everyone's back but mine
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braille translator
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she never trimmed her nails
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You are seriously the best looking woman I've seen on here.
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Lol she never cooked chicken
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she hid my insulin from me :anguished:
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she was always licking that damn lolypop
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she would never let me try on the wings
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she wanted me to dress like peter pan
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Runs the Irish Mafia in Ohio
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I always thought we were racing.
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She would crow like a rooster
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Lol She never really tried to know me
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she would leave at night and just say she was going to Never land
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he always needed me to be looking at him
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she took a vow celibacy
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I found out she was hooking! :open_mouth:
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she tried to pimp me out to older men :anguished:
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I checked his internet search history
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didn't believe I photo shopped that picture
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mattress police. He's the guy that arrests you for pulling the tag off the mattress.
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he's a boss. A horrible one
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I accidently stumbled across some emails she had exchanged...
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she was too needy
