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Wait...what? But I caaaaaant! I'm strictly allergic to anyone else's milk for various self diagnosed reasons. You just want to see me fail! :huh:

He is the Burger King.

I tried. I have problem though...I can't reach my own teet. And I'm opposed to pumping. Any suggestions? I can feel my flabs as we speak from not adhering strictly to the rules!

I'd rather get paid to pole dance than pay to do it. Jus sayin.

You should really be more concerned about your potassium limits.

Wth is on your tongue? It seems to me you already know what you need to do...move more, drink less and learn not to be so impulsive.

"It is very hard to be successful if you have no faith in your capacities." This. People sell themselves short. If they've lived a life where they've been down, and others have encouraged them to think its deserved, they have a hard time realizing their potential. Not only question everything, always question the…

Smothered all over my body. Wait, what? I have a hard time eating just a little bit of chocolate. So when I need some, I buy a bar and eat it all.

Wait til you find the cherry.

Just pour it all over. My. Body.

O. M. G. That's hot.

You have a peen. Therefore you're wrong. Obv. I kid! Not really.

So....would breathing qualify for that? Digestion?

Sex doesn't have to be involved to become emotionally invested. I always wait to get physical and still got my heart broken. If she can't separate her feelings and keep from "wanting" him, there's a good chance it won't end well.

Ill bring the popcorn and reserve the front row seats.

Walk. Walk....no. RUN. I heard all the same lies from a man recently. I invested time. Things seemed to progress in the right direction and I ignored every damn rational thought I had about it not being right. A man who can't leave a woman he's unhappy with is not a man you want, trust me, he'll use you to ease his…

Sugar from ice cream = BEST [/quote] ^THIS

Umm no, over eating and lack of activity is the only cause of obesity. Too much sugar at once can cause large spikes, but so do other things like protein...I think this was previously noted. The thing is most processed sugary things, like donuts, candy, cake....they don't fill you up for long. There's not much density or…

"Your figure looks amazing! It must be because you're so tall." Of course. It has absolutely nothing to do with running and lifting 6 days a week.

Define "activity". Many things come to mind that I can do for 15 minutes a day. Most will probably get me banned. :D

You just remember that when the zombies come.

But only when there's hardwood floors. Don't forget that.

Are you.....threatening me?

But it's expensive chicken.

You mean to say there's music out there with legit cultural views and messages!? Morals???? Personally I think most "stuff" that is outside the realm of classic rock is irritating. Except country...sing it with me now: I got druuuuunk and felllll on my wife's sister, and nooooowwww she's pregg with twinnnssss... I kid.…