dropdeadgreggie_ Member

What does your cousin and your brother think?

If ignorance is now considered a disability, I know a lot of people that should be collecting government checks.

So you and your cousin had doggy style... together?

boobs

Stop body shaming.

I open the door for everyone, it's just polite. However, I still open the car door for my lovely lady after 2.5 years and I always will.

I had just gotten out of the pool!

I'm so confused.

Tell it to our daughter.

It's never been the same since that night in Chicago, scaly and blue, I don't want to scare the poor guy.

The guy in accounting has never seen a vagina.

Yummy

I was in an LDR for 2.5 years, I watched porn daily, we moved in together 2 weeks ago and I haven't had a chance since because I've been too busy. brown chicken, brown cow.

So you'll get 3.5 tomorrow, no big deal. Everyone has to start somewhere.

I'm guessing it was his first time inside a vagina since birth.

Or Green Arrow

Brett's really just upset about that time I Spider-manned him.

Would you feel better if he shot webbing out of his butt?

I wish!

BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSSS

Just be polite and use your turn signal.

Sometimes the girlfriend likes it when I take the back roads home.

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But you left him feeling "scratchy"...

1. Yes, she is. 2. N/A 3. We both have a equal understanding of what is acceptable and what is not in our relationship. I hold her in high enough regard that I would never act disrespectfully to her our relationship regardless of the possibility of her seeing my behavior. I am an open book to her, I keep no secrets, I…