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Amon Amarth. Opeth and Nevermore. In Flames. Devildriver.
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and your backdoor... *knock knock knock* are you gonna let him in?
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I imported mine from Miami.
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Turn in your green card.
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Escloflowne's mom.
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I always eat my kids food. I only had kids so I'd never run out of drinks at restaurants.
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That way you could disappoint multiple women!
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I'll never forgive Terry Bradshaw for that movie. Also... I was with several hot girls while living with my mom after my divorce... they didn't seem to care at all.
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Just ask BrettPGH_ from what I hear, OP's GF was very satisfied.
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Don't show your emotions, you'll appear weak, I bet this IT Guy has 2048 bit encryption, you can't afford to mess this up!
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Is her *kitten* critical data? Because I really want to back it up!
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Yeah, but she's plug and play compliant...
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She better open up that port so that you don't have to brute-force the backdoor.
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Your Mom still uses Internet Explorer, she likes it nice and slow.
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We could skip the other 6 layers of the OSI Reference model and go straight to the physical.
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Maybe I could elevate her permissions so that she can access the D:\
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Well If you had seen his girlfriend, you'd think she was holding down the F5 key, because her *kitten* is so refreshing.
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Degrading Eric is kind of the point in being friend with him. He loves the abuse. You can step down off of your soapbox now.
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I bet his servers never go down, but he does!
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Allie <3
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Take a look at her ticker. She has earned the right to show her abs to whomever she wants.
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All you had to do was ask!
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until you have to run and then your pants catch fire
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compression shorts
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Been there, done that. I distance myself from negative people. I don't have time for that.
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Best served with a nice chianti
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rip out your uterus, you'll lose some weight
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Thank you, bear, and no, I'm not a child, that would violate the TOS.
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turn about is fair play
