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Men can kegel, too. Not all the same results, but, you know...

They'll stop if you do this: True story! Try it!

Okay, OT here but WTH.... Did you happen to visit the doctor to seek assistance with this problem? Some effective strategies for taking care of this have been available for many years.

Easiest way to do this: when you're about to get together, let him know you need to go get / buy a box of tampons. A good guy takes the hint. A great guy says offers to get them for you. Good guy gets a good time, great guy gets a great time.

HILARIOUS!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

yeah, more or less you're exactly right. You can have your salad any way you want a sandwich... just in a bowl with no bread. And you don't toast a salad. As for me, I tend to get a salad if I'm not as hungry. I find the sandwiches are a bit more filling the way that I get them. I'm not huge on iceberg lettuce, so I get…

Vaginas should come with an owner's manual.

I'm quarter Potawatomi. / joke

Good thing I read this far in the thread... I was gonna say this.

"Low carb", IIFYM, calorie counting... whatever... just describes the way that someone eats - their diet. A vegetarian who wears leather is still a vegetarian - just not an animal rights activist. Even if you're choosing your dietary habits as a part of health-improving lifestyle change, your diet itself is NOT a…

"Most college students do genital waxing." Around here, getting a full wax job is pretty pricy. Most of the typical college students here couldn't afford to do that regularly. Are they all going to the same place? Maybe they're going to a discount "Speedy Wax" place that re-uses wax. Or... Are they waxing one another?…

Mmmmm! Moar cockroaches for me!!! You've pretty much described my favorite pizza.

Pineapple on pizza is a gift from Heaven. MUSHROOMS, on the other hand... :sick:

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Yeah, don't do something that hurts your knees. I suggest asking your doctor. In the mean time, if I were you, I'd do planks. (Im not you and i do 'em) They strengthen your core without the undo stress on your knees.

THAT FACE!!! :happy: :heart:

Good quote. :drinker:

:laugh: My husband is 50 and he's never had a weight problem (over-weight, that is). Not because he's genetically gifted (well, he is "gifted" - IYKWIM - but that's a different subject) but because he doesn't over-eat.

On behalf of all lime owners, I thank each and every one of you. Except those "lime in coconut" floozies. Shame on you for infecting me with that ear bug!!!

NO! Someone brings a gift for everyone and just because YOU can't have it, you destroy it for everyone else? BTW... I don't like Krispy Kremes. GET OFF MY LAWN!

I'll be right over! ETA: I'll bring limes!

5/10 - might bang if drunk enough.

There's no "APPLAUSE GIF" big enough that covers what's in bold.

The point of this thread was for OP to find resources to help her do just that. Why did you say unkind things to her? While I understand that you don't like hearing children have melt downs, (I don't either!) I actually applaud her for looking to others with more experience. However, (and I'm not saying this to be unkind)…

I think you and I see different things. For every case where 1200 calories is a responsible choice (the OP here, for example) I see 5 where the scenario is the one that I described. (or, of course, "I need to lose 40 lbs in 3 weeks... HELP!" ) And in those 5, I see where the "A guide to get you started on your path to…

exactly!

Walking along... Your profile says that you're 49 years old. We over-40 types don't need as many calories as younger people. And from your name, I'm guessing that you aren't into strength or resistance training (an assumption, of course, I could be wrong) Like so many others have said, CONTEXT means much. SO MANY of the…