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Drums>Space by Grateful Dead...was a good time to hit the pisser though...and an automatic skip when listening later

A 22 year old told my wife she thought I was hot And pretty sure I got eye molested by an incredibly attractive woman, that wasn't my wife, at a concert the other night.

It is pretty good eating in the neighborhood

You can add me but I am a little scared that the friend you signed up with deleted you. That gives me a sad

do that as well.

I eat like crap but I eat...not a girl though

Awesome work. My brief (well lack of briefs) Richard Simmons happened during Mardi Gras in like 1994 in New Orleans. He was on a parade float and then later we saw him again in the Quarter up on a Balcony. It was an iron one so you could see from below to whatever was above it. So we see him, he's dancing having a great…

Same. But this was one of the reasons I didn't join a frat freshman year. One fraternity once a month had diaper parties apparently and would hang out all day drinking cheap beer pissing and ****ting themselves.

On Labor Day 2013, size 40 waist pants were TIGHT. Button straining tight. Today I am wearing Banana Republic size 35 waist pants comfortably and tried on a pair of GAP 34x32 Standard Cut jeans and they FIT

This is my company every year. Just finishing up the 6th one due on 2/5. All of these employees are hourly+commission and don't get any raise ever.

I'm disappointed that "Hookers and Blow" wasn't your response :)

Guilty...but just at night when I wake up...because I clean the damn toilet and know I can't aim when I am half asleep...and when really drunk too....and maybe sometimes just because my legs are tired

Be careful he might have batteries on him

Yeah just too hot :)

The Grateful Dead Bluegrass Punk Rock Chick Flicks Not really caring much about football Well written pop songs. Taylor Swift/Katy Perry etc can write/sing a catchy *kitten* song 1 and 3 really because I like both

Awesome introduction. Welcome.

Go to a running store and get fitted for shoes. You'll spend 100+ on a pair of shoes but your body will thank you.

^^^^This guy I like^^^ Someday I'll watch Breaking Bad. Never heard of Coronation Street, off to googles.

1. Seinfeld 2. The Wire 3. Cheers 4. Game of Thrones (yeah I know it isn't over but man we love it) 5. Parks & Recreation (this and Seinfeld are the only two shows I snort laughing at least once and episode)

Topic of "e" I thought this was gonna be about party drugs and ****ty 90s techno music.

I'm up for adoption, started strong and then slacked a bit towards the end of the year. Started Labor Day of 2013. Also live in Atlanta area so as long as my wife doesn't find out I was adopted by some cute MFPer all is good :)

I'm not Scottish, live in the US, but my name is Scot (spelled with 1 T)

Not really sure putting homosexuality on the same level as beastiality is respectful.

I've never had any opinions on Philly sports teams but your profile photos have made a fan out of me

Fitnessblender.com seems to have an amazing amount of free workout videos on their site.

So what did her apartment look like?

I haven't had a date in 5 years, married now and met her on okcupid. But I think I might have been someone's worst date once but we still dated for 2 years and I was planning on asking her to marry me but that same morning she told me she was cheating on me :( So our first date and I get to the bar early to get a good…

That I took acid over 150 times while I lived at home.

Auburn runs for over 400 yards and wins by 13

Wife is a ginger