bigovergrowndork Member

Kidding of corse, I'm not much of a dork really, I don't play video games, I don't like Star Wars, and I can talk to girls, I also wear a suit often

Mfp auto corrected my name they changed the I to an o

Doing ok but as I can tell, not as "fine" as you are ;)

Hello there, "how you doin?"

Test tickler for Elmo factory

Mama bear

Strawberry

Wow that's hot

;) Nice shirt

1967

Snugly soft in my bed, a/c on for the noise, and my pillow is fluffed, oh yeah, and it's 68 deg outside And clear

Because you swing both ways

Fresh Linen

Beautiful

Wow :o

i saw the word wild

No wait, your right, it was the penis

crap, didn't realize it was male

not my type

She Looked to darn good all the time, I couldn't keep up with the competition

Oh I did, I told you to dye them if you were to insecure About them, grey is the new blonde

She had bigger muscles than me, she tossed me around instead of the other way, it messed with my manhood :'(

;)

I wish there was a like button

Just look at me^.... Enough said!!

Nope, actually did that one, I was borrowing a friends boat for the day and the key he gave me fit in the boat I thought was his, took it out all day, owner was waiting for me on land, didn't look happy, after I told him what happened we laughed it off and had a few drinks together, he was cool, I was scared, I figured I…

1- I stole a boat once on accident 2- I'm a lumberjack 3- I used to be 370 pounds

Vladimir Rodriguez

Yay!! Today is national "wonderful wacky weirdo day" :p

You need to teach me how to get abs like that