SofaKingRad_II

FRIEND REQUESTS SENT TO ALL THE LADIES ZOMG :love: :love: :love: :love: (I'm kidding..I didn't send a single one :cry: )

Excellent!

My soldier is never scared to enter a bloody battle.

You'll reach your goal weight months after your death! Decay is awesome!

Hi all, I'm Jeff and I'm in Houston (Katy Area).

HE DUMPED ME TOO :( :( :( :( :( And good luck! This is a wonderful site with helpful people in all corners of it! Not that there really are corners in here. Huh. That's deep thought.

I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U. (All time favorite, I have successfully gotten laid 0 times with it!)

Showers? Why get rid of all that delicious feet funk from the day? Ugh, so prude. Sheesh.

Hell yeah! My next fantasy is clam chowder smeared over feet. OMG I can hardly contain myself now...

Some guys think it's hot to see her dribble food all over herself. My fantasy? Watch her dribble split pea soup all over herself. OMG SO HAWWWWT

I'm happy we get to keep Bieber. I LOVE HIS STYLE!

Not at all. I'd probably dump her if I were in your shoes.

I hate when women refer to their breasts as "the ladies" or "the girls". Also, some images give me trypophobia. I mean, the pics freak me the hell out, but I have to keep looking!

I wear my wife's bra when I sleep and she's out of town. Does that count?

:drinker:

I don't need a diet pill. I need an exercise pill. FO REALZ YO LOLOLOLOLOL

If it makes you alert, can you pass me some? I haven't' slept much in a week! So obviously I'm dragging today. I could wake up and lose weight!

Why can't you just ring out the tampon and try to re-use it? You know, like a bonding thing. Sisterhood in the gym.

WHAT ABOUT SNIFFING BICYCLE SEATS AFTER THE WOMEN GET OFF OF THEM?!?! HA HA HA HA ISN'T THAT GREAT???!?!!!??? Oh you guys don't do that? Yeah, me either. I just heard that was awesome..from, uh, a friend or something.

I work my *kitten* off every single day at work. But I'm sorry, I think stay at home parents have a job that is tough and not something I could do! Truthfully, I think they work harder.

We share everything. Toilet paper, toothbrush, even q-tips!

Yeah, we were PERFECT for each other. I called and stopped by her house every day. Would leave little notes on her car everywhere she parked. I always was there when she went to bed and woke up. She eventually decided to end our relationship when she spotted me outside her window doing things to myself. Now I have to stay…

OMG I SOOOO DON'T DO IT CUZ LIKE OMG I GET THE MUNCHIES AND STUFF ER SOMETHING AND IT MAKES ME GO OVER MY CALOREEEZ!!! HOW DO U STAY UNDER?? OMG

1) No 2) Isn't here, but knows I am. 3) No.

It would be so weird to me knowing that my spooge is going in the same exact spot as my brother's....:blushing:

:yawn: Whatever. I can bench a bus. Can you do that?

a. Do most men just pee with no great concern for where it's going? (The hubs one redeeming quality is that I have never had to clean up his pee once in 11 years of marriage.) Yes. A woman will eventually clean it for us. b. Do men living on their own ever clean their bathrooms? No. A woman will eventually clean it for us.…

Vent it thread? AHHHH Feels good. Letting it allllll out!

Ketchup bottle effect?