SofaKingRad_II

If I were 42 and single, I'd date a 20 year old. But I wouldn't want my daughter to date a 42 year old. Double standard? Sure, but it's the truth!

Are you drinking pee? That's salty too. Well, I heard. A friend told me. Well, it was a friend of a friend so yeah.

You have a very nice seat belt.

I only want them so I can *kitten* bomb their inbox. EVERYONE ADD ME! :flowerforyou:

Damn. If you weren't on government money I'd say get a Russian Mail Order bride. There are other options though! Craigslist, Backpage, internet chat rooms, Omegle, etc. Don't ask how I know about these places. I just heard from a friend of a friend or something...

:drinker:

Can't you save money at home and just strain your *kitten* water over a coffee filter? It's what I do! I haven't bought bottled water in years!

Yah REALLY! THIS GUYS I THE BEEZ KNEEZ EVERYONE SHOULD FRIEND REQUEST HIM!

Heyyyy BACKATCHOO GIRL! YAH!

Hi Amber!

I highly recommend drinking a bottle of laxatives and doing heavy squats! Just don't wear thong undies when you do it. Ever put your thumb over the hole in a hose and turn the water on making it spray everywhere? Yeah, you get the idea.

YOU PEOPLE JUST NEED TO GIVE HIM HIS PRIVACY! YOU DONT KNOW THEIR ISSUES!!! HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE DIDN'T MOUTH OFF OR CLEAN THE DISHES BEFORE THIS HAPPENED!!? YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOO QUICK TO JUDGE THE POOR GUY!

Nah, raspberry ketones is really what I can attribute my success to.

I enjoyed it so much I stopped running when I was done, just so I can start from scratch and do it all over again! IT WAS FUN! (this really didn't happen)

When I'm feeling down, I look at myself in the mirror and say "You cant' be negative! You're a Positive Patty!!! Now go out there and show them your cheerfulness!"

Couldn't have said it better myself.

THANKS!!!

What does QFT mean?

I like your suggestions too!

Oh okay! Whew, you had me worried that I was out of line with the suggestions!

You don't like my suggestions? :(

So, just to get this clear, this is your schedule: 5:40am. Wake up, get dressed half asleep. Let dog out of room. Feed kittens. Feed bunnies, who are obviously starving as they are wailing and banging their food dish around. Feed brooder of chicks. Feed brooder of ducklings after mixing particular food. Water all above,…

I feel so generalized :sad: :cry:

I wish.

LOL I couldn't help myself...

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Well you just took the fun out of my bike seat sniffing experience :cry:

I don't sleep as well with her in bed with me, but I do enjoy her in bed with me rather than sleeping alone. Waking up next to her is one of my favorite things of every day.

But sniffing the seats on the exercise machinesat the gym (especially after a spin class!) is SOOO much better when women don't wear underwear...