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You like my meat
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Hit on her relentlessly
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@Ashkea76
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I could use a wingman
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She likes my buns
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Cause she's cute
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Normally I would be all over that comment, but you look a little young.
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lady, I like the way you think!
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Gonna start now
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No, but if she played her cards right, I could.
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Cause you're hot
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Yup no question about it
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Nope, but it is ON now
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Yep
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She's a flirt
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If I promise to be nice, would you be my friend again?
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Old VHS tapes of Richard Simmons
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Twinkies. Lots and lots of twinkies
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Purses and wallets of unknown origin
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She didn't have the red skirt I gave her
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To be fair, everyone likes her more than me. She is nicer and she cooks. Not a surprise. Except her kids, they like me more cause I'm the crazy uncle and play video games.
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She liked my sister more than me
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No way baby, I'm legal I promise! ;)
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Just once in a while??
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Because she said I was immature, and she was right
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No
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Redhead. 'Nuff said
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A sexy leather outfit, with a whip
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No, but she wants my bacon ;)
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Because she spiced so much, it burned me
