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If you're going to shave, use Coochy shave gel. You can buy it on Amazon. I swear it works miracles if you use it regularly.

Hahahaha oh my god I seriously just choked on my water. Sorry, buddy, but you're too far gone. Agree with many of the previous responses - just hire a maid or give mommy a call. Sounds to me like you wouldn't know what to do with a real woman, anyway.

Or it could be that women recognize that you want to use them as laundry machines and cooks. Maybe if you changed your attitude towards women and the role you want them to play in your life, you'd find that their attitude towards you would also change for the better. Just a suggestion :)

My skin cleared up A LOT. My eyes also became less squinty.

Haha I'm sorry, this is a horrible story, but it so reminds me of the movie Mean Girls when they go to buy Regina's prom dress: "I'm sorry, miss, but we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You might want to try Sears." People can be such a-holes.

I've actually switched to using cheese substitutes. I LOVE cheese and would eat it at every meal if I could, but unfortunately I have ridiculously high cholesterol and I've found that removing cheese from my diet really helps lower it. I avoid most meats and cheeses because of my cholesterol, but every now and then I do…

Why don't you just dress conservatively? You don't have to show off your body if you don't want to. Remember, this is about being healthy, not just attractive. If it still bothers you, I agree that you should talk to someone about it.

I like to make a big batch of something on Sunday so that I can bring it for lunch with me all week and not have to worry about making something every day. Here are a few things I make, that can easily be heated up in the microwave or eaten cold: - Pasta salad with veggies (whole wheat pasta with lots of veggies and a…

@Sarah - Yes, and we'd be the hot new "it" lesbian couple. So there.

Currently I drink unsweetened almond milk - but I don't really drink it that often. I randomly get weird milk cravings every now and then, but for milk paired with something. It's really weird. I'll crave a tall glass of cold skim milk with a snack of popcorn. Or a glass of milk directly followed by Diet Coke. And yes, I…

Yes, I will be your friend! But sorry, no, I will not share my food. It is carefully weighed and measured and who knows what chaos would ensue if I logged the wrong amount?! :-D

Agreed! If people ask me how I've lost so much weight, I tell them about MFP and tracking my food and exercise. But I don't just randomly bring it up, and I don't invite my "real life" friends to friend me on here. This is my personal world where I can complain, brag, ask dumb questions, rant - you name it - without…

I agree! Usually after I've lost weight for a while, I enter into a weight loss plateau and feel like I'm making no progress. Being able to measure myself every week or so helps encourage me that I actually am making progress! Whether you're losing fat or gaining muscle (likely both), you may not see a big change in…

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Exactly! Since I started bringing my own meals to work and not buying junk or fast food, I have saved SO MUCH MONEY! Example - this Sunday I made a big batch of brown rice and black beans to bring in for lunch to eat with spinach. The brown rice was about $2.00 for a two pound bag. Two cans of black beans was $2.50. The…

I agree with the first response - you should offer to do the grocery shopping or to cook a few meals each week. That way you'll get to control what food you're eating, and your parents will have one less chore to do. If that doesn't work and you can't buy your own food, can you request that they buy a few items that are…

My new kitty Oliver sits with his tongue hanging out of his mouth. He looks quite comfortable sitting with his legs tucked up underneath him, his eyes closed, long tongue hanging out. He also likes to lay on the floor on his back, totally stretched out. Then with one paw he grabs the carpet ahead of him and pulls himself…

Whenever people take pictures of me, I try to pose in a way that I know will make me look thinner. On Christmas in 2012, however, my cousin took a bunch of candids that I didn't notice, and later posted them on Facebook. I was HORRIFIED by how gross I looked. Not only was I overweight, but I was red and splotchy and just…

Sweet Jeebus. That's all I can say.

Hahaha have to agree with this one!

Nutritional yeast!

Well I think that it's sweet that you want to be supportive. Making healthy changes is difficult and feeling like the one left out at the end of the day is no fun! When I first started losing weight, I purposely alotted a certain amount of calories each day to use for an evening snack. I'd make little baggies of Baked…

Giraffes lick their own eyeballs to clean them. I guess that could come in handy.

I posted about this yesterday: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1165438-lose-35-lbs-eating-only-mcdonald-s "Science teacher lost 35 pounds in 90 days eating ONLY at McDonald's. This interesting video points out what we all know on here - you can lose weight if you stay within certain caloric and nutritional…

Wow, you've made amazing progress!! Thanks for sharing your story and offering support :) Friend request sent!

30 pounds lost!

Obviously a BIRD! Who wouldn't want to fly?

That is absolutely amazing! 134 pounds is practically a whole person! Truly inspirational - posts like these keep me motivated!

Ursula, when she turns into the hot brunette to try to steal Eric!

I am a cheese FANATIC but I have been eating vegan because my cholesterol is just way too high. I shop at Stop & Shop, where I can get all the following items: Cream Cheese - Go Veggie! Cream Cheese substitute (comes in flavors - plain, garlic and chive, strawberry... I put this on my boyfriend's bagels and he has no idea…