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drama club captain.
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high school chemistry teacher
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She couldn't keep up.
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Chinese immigrants.
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absolutely.
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i agree.
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bwuahhahah...if you're lucky.
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old boyfriend love letters.
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lol...i'm guessin gnaughty
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hell yes.
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not today, bro
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nice.
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She bought a Porsche.
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yes, ma'am.
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accept gratefully.
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yes
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what do you think??? Naughty...very.
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I cut off her credit card.
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yes
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both
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uncontrolled kissing all over.
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you're built like a badass.
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total badass.
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oh boy...
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run her boyfriend off by cult ritual.
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He has a dark side...
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Getting to the gym and realizing you forgot your towel. FML.
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Or their, there, and they're wrong.
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Wears a bikini but looks like she's smuggling Chewbacca. Grrrroooowwwlll
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Damn it. You take all the fun out of it.
