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If I died and went to heaven, this is what they would give me for lunch every day :love:

This ^^ Seriously. If you want to keep it simple just add 2tbsp of the sugar free jello per cup of yogurt. It turns it from crap to cuisine.

Is this the one where Luke almost kisses princess Leia but Spock intervenes before they get to?

Sarcasm is frowned upon in this establishment. You must eat your diet water and celery without any form of entertainment or humor.

Meh, I don't know if I wanna talk to you people in real time. It would be like creepy AOL chat rooms all over again. 27/f LF 13/m w/6pack abzz

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Seriously though, I think star wars wins for me.

I'll be teaching my kids to roll their own with organic tobacco, this way it's 100% Paleo.

Wish we could sticky this.

I love my big booty and tiny waist :heart: I do hate being compared to a fruit though.

LULZ MY DAY WOULD NOT BE COMPELTE WITHOUT A BACON THREAD!!! ZOMG I LUV YOU!!!!!!1111ONE

5'9 here I'm happy at 146

Lookin good. Give yourself a high five!

DR OZ IS MY HERO. HE IS A GENIUS FOR COMING UP WITH ALL THESE GREAT PRODUCTS. :smooched:

That's great. I'm sure it will come out very tasty. If you need help finding the ingredents you will need just let us know. I'm sure there will be a lot people here willing to help you get them.

BUMP 4 BACON

I'll be getting a Glock 19 once I finally get my permit. I keep procrastinating though....

I lost a pound the other day but I didn't notice any white stuff in my pee. Does that mean it was just water weight?

I like to eat ice cream alone in front of the TV while I cry.

How are you measuring your serving sizes? Do you have a food scale, are you using it? edit: never mind I saw your above reply.

MAKE SURE NOT TO EAT ANY TACOS DURING SHARK WEEK LULZ

I PUT IT IN MY TACOS! LULZ.

sonofa.... well played sir

I haven't tried the 0 calorie ones, my groceries store only carries the 40 calorie ones. If you rinse them well and cook them good the smell goes away. The taste still isn't as good as real noodles obviously, but of course the calories skyrocket when using real noodles.

Access to the backdoor.

I still play tabletop DnD complete with painted miniatures and everything :sad: