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I am now imagining little c[/b]ock turtlenecks with pictures of reindeer on them crocheted by sweet grandmothers. Please make it stop.

Whoa. This is waay to complicated. Can you dumb it down for me please?

True. I'm Canadian.

But are you a freak?

OP, if that's what makes you happy by all means go on with your bad self. Clearly you have accomplished much and for that you have my admiration and respect. But that is not everyone's goal. Being a "freak" will not make me happy. What makes me happy is being in good enough shape to : Be attractive to my wife Play with my…

I listen to music if I must run. But I much prefer to chase something, like a soccer ball, tennis ball, or small groups of terrified children.

Shhhh. You're going to scare away the fish. Just let it happen in it's own time.

Hi Evonne!

I hate to say it but I'm feeling a little better about myself right now.

^^^What they said.

Mine.

Thanks guys I will look into these. Any links to info about the Texas method? This is the first I've ever heard of it.

This. Nice and warm, with a flaky crust especially.

Define worship?

Hyperbole much? It's not a "breeding ground for eating disorders". The sky is not falling, Chicken Little.

At least it's low cal.

Who are you again?

Awww, are you hangry? Want some waffles?

This explains why I haven't received your FR yet. Wait until after I accept to tell me all the things you want to do to me.

I thought I was the idiot here.

Well I'm ****ed.

That's hot, disturbing, and scary all at once. Reminds me of my ex.

If you ever decide you don't like your job, I have one for you. The pay is lousy but the perks are great. For me. The perks are great for me. For you, not so much.

*Feigns modesty* Aww shucks, thanks Cupcake :blushing: :flowerforyou:

That's ok. I hate my job anyway.

Shhhh. Get back here and console me.

I cannot compete with that. Me and my shameful *kitten* will be in my bunk.

You nominated yourself first, so you go first.