Derp_Diggler Member

I have no experience with being told I am missing an organ, but I would get a second opinion. Ok, internal organ.

The gypsy is wise.

Hi. First of all, welcome to MFP. This is a great tool for calorie tracking. Lots of good information in here too. Also, lots of bad info. Choose what you follow wisely. It sounds like you have a decent starting plan. However, what I would suggest is, rather than a goal weight, have a goal body composition in mind. Because…

I do. It's called sleep. Besides, 5 am isn't a real time, it's just something grown ups talk about.

Or at least use a bib.

The one in front you, right? Am I right? Ha! <*elbows RoadDog in the side*>

Because sleeping on the street gets old pretty quick.

Annnnnnd /thread. Thanks for playing, see you next week!

Better bring a beer too, you've got a lot to be sorry for missy.

Serious answer - Because it's only natural to want to be attractive to the opposite sex Joking answer - Because I said so. And pleasing me is your main goal in life, right?

No! (short enough for ya?)

These are just modern day gladiators. Ancient gladiators weren't all perfect role models either. Stop idolizing, and by extension, teaching children to idolize, the wrong people in society, and you won't be quite so apt to find disappointment. Games for games sake are great when you're a child, but as adults we should look…

The next day is when the shame kicks in. Unless of course you just don't care. Then they have a name for people like you. You're known as "A person that just doesn't care" .

Sure size matters, but doesn't quality matter even more? I mean, who wants a huge crappy pizza? It would probably just leave you feeling unsatisfied and ashamed.

You still get your own beer?!? I thought you were married?

I would like to Seymour Butts.

Apparently the censors have a thing against Richards.

If this works for Tom, I think ****(aka Richard) and Harry might be interested.

Just curious. Was the title of this thread meant to mean men should stay away from this thread, or from you?

My tongue, after reading that.

You're going about it all wrong OP. You need to motivate them. You know what motivates attractive women? Junk pics, that's what. Snap off some selfies of that sexy snake and send them off to all the attractive women you can find on here. You'll be cozy like Heff in no time. Honest. Worked for me.

Feel better OP.

All the time. Just not very well.

Please don't.

Yes, but I don't think my wife would approve.

AND SOME SAY THIS IS TOO MUCH TOO SOON. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO AGREE.