Derp_Diggler Member

I just use a magic marker to fill in the pot holes. No one can tell the difference. Really, you should try it.

Ironic. Judging from your current avatar your face seems perfectly suited for the regrowth process.

I imagine you would.

It's true. Someone asked me to private message them so I sent them this

It depends how they've been buried. (M.E. joke)

Broccoli is the devil in-vegetate and should be eradicated from the face of the earth.

I know everyone in this one horse town and you ain't one of 'em.

Depends which one is picking up the tab.

What has she got against Chinese food?

Nice people do too :wink:

Sounds like these "over-excitabilities" are bit like premature mental ejaculation then.

Your avatar makes the title of this thread hilarious.

“If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.” ― Albert Einstein After 10 pages not one six year old here knows what the hell you're on about. Maybe you're not as smart as you think you are.

I think he meant rote.

And I'm a black man with white skin. I call myself a negrohonkeyan.

Have you considered what you're going to do with the rest of your week once you've figured out the meaning of life?

Don't let a penis stand in the way of your dreams. Take that penis head on and beat it into submission. I guarantee that with enough of a pounding it will shrink into submission and you can arrive at your goal!

But penis.

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This. As the saying goes, "There's a sucker born every minute".

He obviously didn't get the memo that honesty is not appreciated and is in fact the same thing as bullying.

Short, sweet, and succinct.

It would seem from the responses that most overweight people have had the exact opposite experience OP. Maybe it has nothing to do with your weight at all. And seeing as this is your first topic here I'll give you a bit of advice. If you want to have an intelligent discussion it helps to present an intelligent debate. You…

IN for banging on the desk.

Inebriation.

Was it written by Delicious_Cocktail?

FIFY. The emphasis needs to be clear for maximum effect.

Yes, but I drew the line at my Ashley Madison account. I need a little space too you know.

Nothing. Nothing at all.